The next post you make that contains even a smidgen of substance will be your first. Until that unlikely event occurs, your entire eccie posting history will echo Gertrude Stein's adage "there is no THERE there."
It's best for you to stay down "there" in H-town, VitaWoman. Pittsburgh is way too REAL for an obvious phony like you. We would find your body washed up on the shores of the Mon within 24 hours of your stepping off the bus at the Greyhound Station.