pleasuring yourself to your favorite providers showcase

Whose showcase did you use? Originally Posted by Biomech

Ha..funny!! I don't "use" anything actually. Just focus on the feeling while double clicking the mouse.

50 years ago, sure, I could have been caught whacking off to anything.

But at my age, I figure only have so many left. I damned sure ain't gonna waste them on a bunch pictures.

50 years ago, sure, I could have been caught whacking off to anything.

But at my age, I figure only have so many left. I damned sure ain't gonna waste them on a bunch pictures. Originally Posted by Jackie S

Exactly lmbo.

Whose showcase did you use? Originally Posted by Biomech

Don't have a showcase here (been told you have to have a review to make one?) but I have a website with plenty pics and IMO it's annoying.... i've gotten my share of emails and frickin' phone calls of pervs/guys i've never met (and not the kind i like) local and far from me simply telling me "i'm masturbating to you right now" *click/dial tone*. Not even a hello before they fap in my ear .... hijodeputa.

Don't have a showcase here (been told you have to have a review to make one?) Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

Incorrect. Any VP is entitled to create a showcase. Access it via your User CP, left side of most pages.

but I have a website with plenty pics and IMO it's annoying.... i've gotten my share of emails and frickin' phone calls of pervs/guys i've never met (and not the kind i like) local and far from me simply telling me "i'm masturbating to you right now" *click/dial tone*. Not even a hello before they fap in my ear .... hijodeputa. Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

Mocha, don't list your phone number in ads or website. Only disclose that after screening. That will eliminate the BS calls. I'm getting to the point of getting all the prelims out of the way before ever actually talking.

Mocha, don't list your phone number in ads or website. Only disclose that after screening. That will eliminate the BS calls. I'm getting to the point of getting all the prelims out of the way before ever actually talking. Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

Best advice I've read from a man on this site.

I second this. I don't list my number anywhere. If a client REALLY wants to see you , he'll take the time to send an email.

i've gotten my share of emails and frickin' phone calls of pervs i've never met (and not the kind i like) local and far from me simply telling me "i'm masturbating to you right now" *click/dial tone*. Not even a hello before they fap in my ear .... hijodeputa. Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

We all have that problem.

I say hell yessss!!!!!!! If there are guys out there with d*ck in hand looking at my pics carry on please and thank you. It STROKES my ego to know that out of all the young, beautiful, and augmented wonderful women there is to look at they jerked off to me. I know that the day will come when i will no longer be pretty on the outside and my shelflife expired so am grateful to all that see me, will see me, and those who can just look. Kisses boys. And just to let you know i jack off to sometimes befor you show up. (hehehe)
Misstiffy
(stiffy)

position , provider , movie , team.this has become my new atf post. never have i read a quote that makes me believe a woman actually understands more how a guy feels than this post. not only is misstiffy incredibly attractive and i mean hot that attitude is what would make me choose her over any woman of half her age, twice her breasts size or 1/10 of her rate. this woman gets what men feel and if i had the chance to have her once it would be a memory of a lifetime. if alot of these self centered ego maniac girls with a me first, eww you guys are perverted and disgust me attitudes would read then reread this woman's post this world would be a better place. while i am going to pleasure myself right now to this woman's pictures it is not only her physical beauty that has me turned on but her understanding of what drives a man. i hope she maintains her beauty for years to come but of she wrinkles and grays tonight any man would be fortunate to be in her company tomorrow.

I say hell yessss!!!!!!! If there are guys out there with d*ck in hand looking at my pics carry on please and thank you. It STROKES my ego to know that out of all the young, beautiful, and augmented wonderful women there is to look at they jerked off to me. I know that the day will come when i will no longer be pretty on the outside and my shelflife expired so am grateful to all that see me, will see me, and those who can just look. Kisses boys. And just to let you know i jack off to sometimes befor you show up. (hehehe)
Misstiffy
(stiffy) Originally Posted by misstiffy

this woman gets what men feel and if i had the chance to have her once it would be a memory of a lifetime. Originally Posted by petiteassman

Never short on the hyperbole, are you Petiteassman?

"Memory of a lifetime"??? Geez.... calm down a little, dude. If the hobby has proven anything it is that there are no guarantees when it comes to sexual chemistry.

Me? I tend to wait until AFTER the experience happens, before I label it a "memory of a lifetime".

As far as "getting what men feel", let's at least agree that men don't all universally "feel" the same things and not all of us whack off to showcases, nor do all of us feel compelled to devote a thread to it.

thread and tell us what you live for and seek and we will critique and agree or disagree with you. as for myself I LOVE this woman's perspective and thoughts and i appreciate it and her for saying it. if you don't feel the same way thats great add something concrete and constructive to the board then moght enligten , entertain, inform or amuse us. if not quit complaining and enjoy the ride.

Never short on the hyperbole, are you Petiteassman?

"Memory of a lifetime"??? Geez.... calm down a little, dude. If the hobby has proven anything it is that there are no guarantees when it comes to sexual chemistry.

Me? I tend to wait until AFTER the experience happens, before I label it a "memory of a lifetime".

As far as "getting what men feel", let's at least agree that men don't all universally "feel" the same things and not all of us whack off to showcases, nor do all of us feel compelled to devote a thread to it. Originally Posted by Biomech

thread and tell us what you live for and seek and we will critique and agree or disagree with you. as for myself I LOVE this woman's perspective and thoughts and i appreciate it and her for saying it. if you don't feel the same way thats great add something concrete and constructive to the board then moght enligten , entertain, inform or amuse us. if not quit complaining and enjoy the ride. Originally Posted by petiteassman

Hey, it's a message board... if you can't tolerate a different perspective then you might want to consider a different way of passing the time. Am I not allowed to comment on your post? I see you had no problems whatsoever criticizing the providers who weren't so impressed with this thread. One standard will do just fine, my friend.

And why am I saddled with the responsibility of having to add something concrete, constructive, enlightening, entertaining, etc... when apparently your big contribution is telling women you've never met that you whack off to still photos of them? What so constructive and enlightening about that?

And I'm sorry if you misread my intentions. Honestly I am. I'm not critiquing how you choose to get off, or your lifestyle, or you personally, etc... and I'm certainly NOT critiquing Misstiffy's perspective, which I think is actually a very healthy perspective.

I just don't see anything particularly dignified about telling women you've never met that you whack off to still, semi-nude photos of them, and so I voiced that opinion. That is what people do on message boards. They offer opinions.

Sure, some women may find it flattering, but some won't and worse yet... some will find it a little creepy. Your perspective seems to be that ONLY the women who find this flattering understand men. That is a facile argument that has no basis in reality.

It would be more accurate to say that the women who are flattered might understand you to some degree, but you are not all men. See what I'm saying now?

Is the guy a cheapskate if he picks up a girl and a bar and fucks her rather than calling you. That comment is absurd. Originally Posted by buzzworm86

This comment is even more absurb. Picking up a girl in a bar and taking her home and fucking her. Isn't that what everyone should be doing.