Unprofessional

Yeah, I See why you don't hobby much and don't post much. So who ever are these esteemed buddys of yours that will vouch for you.....Tell em to come on and speak up. I am just dying to see one of them come to your rescue on this self imposed humiliation.........lol

This thread is right up there with chicagosun

OMG, I needed a good laugh this morning! Finally got around to reading this long thread! The Monica jokes are funny as hell, I do so remember that day when she posted on the old "P" board not to take a shit in her incall!

To the OP, I mean come on! Seriously, common sense goes a long way.. and flushing is so important!

Oh and might I add, I might be a tad hesitant to see someone with a board name like "bumpy deek"..lmao

...I say the mods refuse to grant him a name change. Or if they do, just give him "BDSA".....Bumpy Deek Shitty Ass.... Lmmfao...

now it is was a fun read but i wouldn't go so far as to rank this up there with with chicagosun. that thread was a master work.

"what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck???"

that one sentence gets me hysterical any time i think about it

...I say the mods refuse to grant him a name change. Or if they do, just give him "BDSA".....Bumpy Deek Shitty Ass.... Lmmfao... Originally Posted by Satin

I thinck his handle should be changed to Commodus.

So I'm guessing the Chicagosun thread isn't on here? I searched for it but came up empty

it was in Requests and ISOs

Miranda off BP

it was in Requests and ISOs

Miranda off BP Originally Posted by Rezo

Thanks.. that was some funny shit

This is what really happened to bumpy deek and why he was taking so long in the bathroom............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJ...eature=related

EA, and Satin, you fuckers, why didn't you let me know about this thread earlier, I could have come up with some good shit , for this thread....LMAO

I forgot about that one......So damn funny!

You're the guy walking next to the chick who has on the T-Shirt that says, "I'm with stupid".

There are somethings you just never talk about. You entire post covers many of them.

OK... first of all... ok.. seriously... SHIT HAPPENS. That's fine.
But, you stated yourself you were there for 45 minutes, wanted donation back... and no services were received. I'd say.. regardless of our profession... you do pay for time... that's why it posted for HOURLY rates. Dude, it's not her fault you took a dump that lasted longer than you could've during the session probably. It's not her place to be your RestStop bathroom... You were still there for 45 minutes.

The donation is for time. You used it up by taking an ENORMOUS crap at her home. And then you don't flush? And THENNNNNNNNNNNN it stops up?... hell i would've called "someone" too... a plumber and a maid to clean up my bathroom after you left and used the Donation money that you STOLE back... to do it with.

WoW... yeah.. definately made alot of friends by posting this... hobby wise... and provider wise...

GOOD LUCK...
BACKPAGE HERE YOU COME.
LMFAO

I don't know if I would have posted this myself Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

right ..... I needed a good laugh soo thanks though! Um i have no idea what to think but i know that was funny