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All that talk about candy canes and it made me think of that song THE CANDYMAN CAN..lol
All that talk about candy canes and it made me think of that song THE CANDYMAN CAN..lol Originally Posted by wildwooly1
Lmao
Damn song is stuck in my head now...
I hate when that happens
Heres a new dong to sing

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK... MY MOUTH SURROUNDED YOUR COCK....
Heres a new dong to sing

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK... MY MOUTH SURROUNDED YOUR COCK.... Originally Posted by Devon Derriere
Devon - Shades of Andrew Dice Clay. Here is his version:

Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.
Damn I like your song better Miss Devon !
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK... MY MOUTH SURROUNDED YOUR COCK....
I've been waiting for the song to become reality for some time now...maybe next year..lol
The only CLAY here is the clay ill use to mold your cock... so i can set it on my bedside table and use for alone time stimulation
The only CLAY here is the clay ill use to mold your cock... so i can set it on my bedside table and use for alone time stimulation Originally Posted by Devon Derriere
Damn HK, you STUD. My girlfriend had one of those cock mold sets for me one time and made a complete chess set out of my moldings.
Damnit! I just literally fell outta my bed from laughing so damn hard. That is funny shit Beezie!!
Lol..that brings a whole new meaning to checkmate !
I guess we need to send Devon a polymer kit so she can mold us a pocket pussy !
Fuck the Klondike bar... the things i would do for a damn foot massage right now!!

Wooly baby cakes sugar plum.... no pocket pussy! If youre going to play with my pussy its going to be the real deal!!! Now.. bring me your tongue!!
Fuck the Klondike bar... Originally Posted by Devon Derriere
I hear Island swings a mean strap-on. Ya'll still snowed in up there?
no snow... just brown grass lol! Shes a strap pro. I may have to go get some from her...
I may have to go get some from her... Originally Posted by Devon Derriere
And lay an egg or two?
LOL!!! only can handle one!!