You all need to relax...

this reminds me of my old donkey friend who hated Super Wall Marts because he had to walk 50 yards for the drug department but would then go to the gym to work out

democrats nothing but hypocrites Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

Uh, I see the connection ... Wal Mart -- Democrats --24 Hour Fitness in Asia -- Hypocrites! Makes perfect sense!

Holy shit are you a mewling little bitch, Muskogee!

A woman in Dallas calls 911.

When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her.

The officer explain that they are just extremely busy at the moment and tells her "Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Dallas Cowboy fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Cowboy fans. Everyone in the class raises their hands except one little girl. The teacher looks at the little girl with surprise and says, "Jenny, why didn't you raise your hand?"

Jenny replied, "Because I'm not a Cowboy fan!"

The still shocked teacher asked, "Well, if you aren't a Cowboy fan, then who are you a fan of?" Jenny answered, "I'm a Redskin fan and proud of it!"

The teacher couldn't believe her ears. "Jenny, why in the world are you a Redskin fan?!"

Jenny replied, "Because my mom is a Redskin fan, my dad is a Redskin fan, so I'm a Redskin fan, too!"

The teacher answered in a slightly annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Redskin fan! You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?!"

Jenny smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Dallas Cowboy fan!"