Cleaning your hooded soldier is VERY important!

All incalls should be stocked with Lava Soap, Brillo pads, and small torches for clean up duties, when necessary. Originally Posted by pyramider

Maybe providers can open up an express hobbyist wash. they stand at the entrance, put themselves in neutral and it does an auto wash of all the goods.

They could add some armor-all for the taint to make it nice and shiny.

Now some good ideas are materializing.

That has actually happened to me once, a looooong time ago. I was mortified to say the least. I politely asked him to shower and when he refused I escorted him to the door and no longer accepted his calls. Clean it up boys!

Maybe providers can open up an express hobbyist wash. they stand at the entrance, put themselves in neutral and it does an auto wash of all the goods.

They could add some armor-all for the taint to make it nice and shiny. Originally Posted by still-asleep

Now that is funny!!

Taint care is important.

That is disgusting , always mention a clean hygiene is a plus when coming to see me. I can not stand when a man even has a hint of stench, if I can smell it, so can you! Btw who can stand an unclean person ?

Please Guys be Clean. We are clean and smell good for yall guys. And we expect the same from yall.

I bet you ladies expect to take a shower, too?

Gents a few tips lather a sponge/wash cloth with soap, scrub junior (head, shaft, balls) and ass hole, then rinse thoroughly. Repeat the same process three times. You can do this process at home and drive to anybodies incall. Or follow that process should you decide to shower at the providers incall Originally Posted by Thatdude

It's so sad that someone actually has to mention this at all to a group of grown ups. My shit is always cleaned regardless of whether I have an appointment or not. Quit being fucking lazy and take 2 minutes to scrub your shit!!

/rant

Maybe providers can open up an express hobbyist wash. they stand at the entrance, put themselves in neutral and it does an auto wash of all the goods.

They could add some armor-all for the taint to make it nice and shiny. Originally Posted by still-asleep

Besides the armor-all tie in, I bet the enterprising ladies could get corporate sponsorship with Sham-Wow.

May want to add to the list wash hands after you pee and if you do overnite use a toothbrush and mouthwash in the mornings.

Dang girl, you are sounding high maintenance.

Enough reading, everyone go take a shower, and meet back in bed clean.