I'm terrible at making up names but since I rarely post and see this site as sort of "break glass in case of emergency" thing, I thought Passerby was appropriate.
I wanted Big McLargehuge, from the famous David Ryder episode, but that was already taken over at Yahoo, as were all the other good names from that movie. Cliff Beefcake was from one of the more obscure episodes, and it was available, so I took it.