In return for the promise of free sex, I will follow you around ECCIE like a little lost puppy shouting out your virtues and defending your honor against all comers. Any nay sayer shall be dealt with in a horrable, public, and direct way at once. Preemtive strikes and general harrasing of any member, male or female you desire shall commence with your simple command.
No actual sex need take place, Just knowing I am in good standing and might someday be allowed to wipe your ass is payment enough.
Please submit an email with your needs to IDon'tGiveAFuck@hotmail.com