wow my first no on a review!!!!!

Well, I tell ya what....since Ole SHELTON knows many on this board suffer from ADD, I'm gonna use that to diffuse the tension.

Lookie there....Ole SHELTON changed his avatar pic. Whatcha think about that? Originally Posted by SHELTON

HOT! How much for a hh, and do you do BBDATY? Originally Posted by Nicolet

Wow! That's SERIOUSLY hot! But some of us are older Shelton--your new pic: are you preggers, fat, or is that a recent pic of Rick Flair from that back? Either way: it sure got my motor runnin'. Oh damn... did I say that out loud again?

Originally Posted by jl11

Lol, nice to see your sense of humor!! Lol

Ole Shelton has been around long enough to remember that this hobby is about one thing and one thing only. Creating and fulfilling a fantasy. Period. Thus in order to fulfill a fantasy, one must create and manage the perception of others. Creating perceptions within others is a skilled art that not all can master. Those with this skill have motivated the masses throughout history...ministers, lawyers...and yes, even the painted lady of the night. The point Ole Shelton is making is that not even the most skilled master of perception manipulation will be successful 100% of the time. Thus, there should not be anything the lady derives from an "No" that is the exception to the norm, nor should anyone blame Gregster ...as he desired a certain fantasy that, for whatever reason, was not fulfilled. Ole Shelton spends much time in the hopping through the Caribbean and in doing so I picked up a little spanish here and there. There is an old and ancient spanish proverb that seems appropriate to perhaps put closure to this matter. That is simply, "la mierda pasa". Now, Ole Shelton hopes the next time he peeks in on you kiddies he finds everyone playing nice with one another. Originally Posted by SHELTON

Ooohhhhh looky there a bunny rabbit

So that was you on your knees choking down Jl11's raggedy cock!!! Originally Posted by April Cox

Nope can't say Id ever have a mans penis in my mouth.....couldn't pay me enough......


Your mouth on the otherhand can be penetrated....so have at it, I wouldn't come to your job kicking pricks out your mouth.......

Open your pm boxes one by one and try not to bite the dick that feeds you.

Oh....and have a blessed day.

Nope can't say Id ever have a mans penis in my mouth.....couldn't pay me enough......


Your mouth on the otherhand can be penetrated....so have at it, I wouldn't come to your job kicking pricks out your mouth.......

Open your pm boxes one by one and try not to bite the dick that feeds you.

Oh....and have a blessed day. Originally Posted by gimme_that

Jl11 may sometimes be an asshole, he at least has a witty sense of humor.
You on the other hand are all over the place, with a threat and a blessing in the same comment. Perhaps you should consider seeking professional help with that.

You see gimmiethat, it is simple deductive reasoning. You reached down deep in your soul to find the most insulting, hurtful things that you could say to this girl. With no consideration for her humanity. Then followed up spewing pure hate towards all the ladies here in general. Therefore, based on your comments, we can only conclude that a male with so much deep seeded hate toward women, can not possibly like Pussy.

Open your pm boxes one by one and try not to bite the dick that feeds you. Originally Posted by gimme_that

Classy.

Real man there - rather than debate the points - go right for the "STFU you're a whore" tactic.

Not much you can do about such lame-assedness in a digital forum so I won't get worked up except to say boy - you got issues and if I were a provider - I would read your words and remain WELL CLEAR of your ass.

And he says ... "cuddling are very important to me."

LMAO ... yeah - real "teddy bear" this one.

I've heard providers tell me stories of a lot of great men that they absolutely adore.

It's too bad not all of us are like that.

@ April - sorry you have to deal with limp dicks like this posting on the forum. He obviously has "woman issues" sooo ... don't take it personally.

April is right. You give no consideration to her feelings.
Why? Compassion for humans is not one of your strong characteristics.
I have seen this in your post. We are not robots.
We have feelings gimme that. You know what a feeling is?
Why are you like this? Find some happiness dude. Stop picking on providers. I'm not just talking to you. Bashing us does not make you important. Makes you and ASS.
You have blessed fucking day.

I didnt know that hobbyists had to consider a womans feelings? Last time I checked this is pay for pussy, Those fuckers arent paying to consider your feelings ladies, they pay to not have to deal with all that bullshit. See, I told you people before, that GFE crap is BULLSHIT. This is what ya get, a hooker worried about her feelings. But hey, you idiots wanted a fantasy that feels like the real thing and looks like you got it.

Gimme, you just are the poster boy for the majority, however, the majority says it behind the scenes and you say it in the open. People dont like that too much. Now Im not saying you speak for all, but I have only met a handful of men in the hobby that are not assholes. Maybe not even a handful, because like I said, most are cowards and only talk shit and disrespectful to his bros about the hos...and in her face are the white knight.

Gotta love the new breed of hobbyist and providers coming on the scene. Its the pussification of Merica I tell ya.

I'm still fucking human. Hard nose bitch I can definetly be one of those but I choose not to be.

As far as GFE. I usually just put a good ole slutty fucking them they don't know the difference. Same thing.

You reached down deep in your soul to find the most insulting, hurtful things that you could say to this girl. With no consideration for her humanity. Then followed up spewing pure hate towards all the ladies here in general. Therefore, based on your comments, we can only conclude that a male with so much deep seeded hate toward women, can not possibly like Pussy. Originally Posted by April Cox

Oh nah I'm respectful to the ladies I see. Don't just gloss over the fact you disrespected me for an honest opinion about a thread. I just returned the favor ten-fold. J111 responded with a picture.....I used words. One is visual in a picture, I kept my feeling via words. Nothing I said wasn't true. Crass a bit but true.......

No you put on your big girls panties and tried to speak to me disrespectfully with a bad tone.

Be consistent. Don't throw a rock and hide your hand when I throw boulders claiming your newly distraught shocked and appauled I responded and such. You had it coming.

And I only gave you a blessing....because when you get on your knees you help men find gawd.......

As far as GFE. I usually just put a good ole slutty fucking them they don't know the difference. Same thing. Originally Posted by SknyDiva

Well I've ridden this horse before too ... But I disagree ... For me ( and I know I'm an old fart ) if its just a f**k , it's not for me ...
I'm more about the connection , the chemistry makes the session ..... :-)

Id take the fuck of the century before paid chemistry and connection. You can't fake a good fuck. Most of the ladies can create the imagery of chemistry and connection well behind closed doors. A good natured and very attentive sex session however, is much more harder to fake and contrive in my opinion.

Chella has owned this thread with her last response.


Oh, and if me being honest makes me come off as an asshole, then so be it. I'm not going to lie and kiss ass or try to suck up for brownie points here.
If I see a provider and she treats me with respect and we have a good time, then I'm not going to go bash her behind her back. I don't even do that with providers that I don't have great sessions with. There's providers that are cool as fuck that would make awesome girlfriends, well if they acted all the time as they do at sessions at least. However, there's a line not to be crossed here and that's the main one.
So if bitching out on a hooker board about showing humanity for those that are morally wrong makes us all better people, then next time I get fucked out of hundreds of dollars for pussy I hope that I don't come off as an asshole.

You fucking right I own this thread, and several others? Why, cuz Chella dont give a fuck. lol My unfiltered comments, truth in how I see things, no BS kiss ass policy pisses off many, but oh well.

Let me say J guy, we agree. Scary shit huh