Is Wakeup as messy as the hookers he hates?

Amy, personally I like you. But you must know grammar, punctuation, good writing skills and being well spoken are important whether you like it or not, and it's a must for someone that markets themselves on the internet, again, whether you like it or not. You're a pretty woman. Your weight loss is commendable for your health as well as your looks and chosen occupation. But consider this, looks lure the bee to the flower, but the presentation of the whole package is what closes the sale and seals the deal. Something to think about.

Besides, it's a fun question to ask. I supposed re-writing the statement is an option, but I want to convey a certain fuck you-ness, and I think that sentence structure says it best. Leading with a dependent clause always weakens the bite.


Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

The little bouncing thingy was because you were pointing out that a 70 year old beat his ass in a marathon lmao. And I usually post from my phone, it gets the point across! That was me laughing my ass off at that post! It was funny as hell!
The little bouncing thingy was because you were pointing out that a 70 year old beat his ass in a marathon lmao. And I usually post from my phone, it gets the point across! That was me laughing my ass off at that post! It was funny as hell! Originally Posted by bustyamy
Shit. Just got the results. He got the same time as me, but was placed higher. Shit.

Turns out I was beaten by several over 70 yr old men, one over 75 yr old man, and a 65 yr old woman.

And I'm well under 60. And it was 10 miles, not a marathon. And it's all fantasy, don't believe anything anybody writes. I never called him a cunt, I swore 'fuck' under my breath and we shook hands as we held ourselves up on the railings.

In the showers afterwards, they all had buttocks as hard as an 18 yr old boy. And that was just the women.
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Originally Posted by LilMynx69
I have NO question that if I had the pleasure of meeting WU or dh in person they'd be charming and respectful. And I think neither hate women at all...but both dislike stupidity...

P.S. - He's letting you do his bidding - and laughing. Just a thought. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward
So now on that note....given who started this thread.....who is doing who's bidding?......who is actually the puppet and the puppet master?....All he had to do was just sit back and wait for you....
Just a thought.
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I have met Wakeup in person and he is neither charming nor respectful.
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I have met Wakeup in person and he is neither charming nor respectful. Originally Posted by dearhunter
Yeah but it's kinda cute that lilmynx thinks otherwise...
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I have met Wakeup in person and he is neither charming nor respectful. Originally Posted by dearhunter
Outing! Armature! THUNDERFUCK!
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  • 11-26-2013, 08:14 AM
I have met Wakeup in person and he is neither charming nor respectful. Originally Posted by dearhunter
Yes, but he is halfway palatable when with his wife in his arm. js
Outing! Armature! THUNDERFUCK! Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Psssst.. your immaturity is showing.


I would say grow a pair but you online wife would only take them away.
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Yes, but he is halfway palatable when with his wife in his arm. js Originally Posted by bbkid
Only halfway??? My wife is so damned hot she'd make Pasadena a wonderful place to live just by driving through it...
Originally Posted by LilMynx69
I have NO question that if I had the pleasure of meeting WU or dh in person they'd be charming and respectful. And I think neither hate women at all...but both dislike stupidity...



So now on that note....given who started this thread.....who is doing who's bidding?......who is actually the puppet and the puppet master?....All he had to do was just sit back and wait for you....
Just a thought. Originally Posted by Russ38
You actually think that Peaches was waiting around to be told by a margin of more than two to one that he's messier than whores? LOL, you're as funny as bro worshiping Peaches is.

Judging by the votes and the virility with which whore-hating whore-mongers local union members like you are giving it your all, I'd say y'all are doing his. But that's just me.
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What's funny is that you actually think that poll means anything.
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Yes, but he is halfway palatable when with his wife in his arm. js Originally Posted by bbkid

Was that before or after the diapers and baby food splatters joined the equation?
What's funny is that you actually think that poll means anything. Originally Posted by Russ38
So you didn't vote then.

Was that before or after the diapers and baby food splatters joined the equation? Originally Posted by 4karlos
LOL
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  • bbkid
  • 11-26-2013, 01:07 PM
Only halfway??? My wife is so damned hot she'd make Pasadena a wonderful place to live just by driving through it... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
We were talking about you sir. js
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Only halfway??? My wife is so damned hot she'd make Pasadena a wonderful place to live just by driving through it... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Low blow.... thought you Cards fans stuck together too.....