"Still Lookings" Top 12 National Escorts Calendar

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Some of you can't seem to stay on the topic of SL's calendar, you really should...just saying

Originally Posted by DickEmDown
So...

If Olivia and I SOLEMNLY SWEAR to call you DADDY... as we take turns...bending over your strong thighs...as you PADDLE our PERT BOTTOMS... will you promise to forgive us?

Your apologetic slave,

Guinevere

P.S.

Maybe, that photo of Olivia and I could be on SL's 2015 Calendar... "Holiday Spankings"...
Humm, a candid one of my whiskey drinkers took right after we drank that good whiskey vs. photoshoped glamour pic. Let's see the topic is the calendar, so I guess everything contained therein is fair game huh? let me go borrow a red Sharpie from Ze. I'll be back. Now remember, you started it so no crying uncle or punching the rtm like a newly found clit either.
So let me get this straight, you're going to tear apart the photos of the ladies on the calendar if you can? Why?
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Humm, a candid my one of my whiskey drinkers took right after we drank that good whiskey vs. photoshoped glamour pic. Let's see the topic is the calendar, so I guess everything contained therein is fair game huh? let me go borrow a red Sharpie from Ze. I'll be back. Now remember, you started it so no crying uncle or punching the rtm like a newly found clit either. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
There is nothing I LOVE MORE than a FEISTY CHOCOLATE BUNNY!!

Have fun with the red marker. .. because that shot was the actual raw image... I was rather pleased with that photo considering I am an older provider and I was quite trepidatious about appearing in a calendar with women half my age...

However, I was flattered to be asked and just like I think beauty can be found in women of all shapes and sizes... I also think there is a distinct beauty in women who are a bit older and more mature... and I hoped that all of the more mature ladies would take my lead and feel proud of their age and sexual maturity....

Your sincere slave,

Guinevere
I think someone should do a hobbyist calendar.
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Olivia, I want to like you...I really do... Originally Posted by LilMynx69
O M G - Olivia must be devastated!

There is nothing I LOVE MORE than a FEISTY CHOCOLATE BUNNY!!

Have fun with the red marker. .. because that shot was the actual raw image... I was rather pleased with that photo considering I am an older provider and I was quite trepidatious about appearing in a calendar with women half my age...

However, I was flattered to be asked and just like I think beauty can be found in women of all shapes and sizes... I also think there is a distinct beauty in women who are a bit older and more mature... and I hoped that all of the more mature ladies would take my lead and feel proud of their age and sexual maturity....

Your sincere slave,

Guinevere Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere
Oh you're more than good sweetie, I'm only going to play with the toys that were brought out by my playmates. I think your pics are the bees knees and always enjoy when they are on my screen.thats why I don't touch up my pics either, total disclosure. No worries dear, have a happy holiday.
Oh you're more than good sweetie, I'm only going to play with the toys that were brought out by my playmates. I think your pics are the bees knees and always enjoy when they are on my screen.thats why I don't touch up my pics either, total disclosure. No worries dear, have a happy holiday. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
Again, why?

O M G - Olivia must be devastated!

Originally Posted by 4karlos
I can't seem to find the LilMinx's post that you've quoted. Could it be that someone else is playing the edit game with their posts - Over a sweet calendar someone did to be nice to twelve beautiful ladies. Crazy.
We could have easily avoided all this backlash, if SL had assigned March-2014 to Daphne, and posted this photo: Originally Posted by Sarunga
ohh, now I'm at my laptop.. you thought this was going be funny huh? I'll keep this short.
There are programs that will show you the amount of photoshopping that has been done on a pic.

Ms. March run through FotoForensics




Moi- with the same program



So yeah, I guess if you were going to photoshop my pic all to hell with falsities, I just may be good enough to be Ms. March. I don't even adjust my smooth chocolate skin in any of my pics, it's beautiful just the way it is. My curves, my color, and my waist.

See all the white contrast in the former pic? Though that should "pretty much sum it up" like Ol Ho said, I'll still be back with the Sharpie in a few.

Thanks you guys,
I was gonna run another special at 8.5k posts, I may make it there sooner than I thought with your help; I knew deeeeeep down you really love me.
ohh, now I'm at my laptop.. you thought this was going be funny huh? I'll keep this short.
There are programs that will show you the amount of photoshopping that has been done on a pic.

Ms. March run through FotoForensics




Moi- with the same program



So yeah, I guess if you were going to photoshop my pic all to hell with falsities, I just may be good enough to be Ms. March. I don't even adjust my smooth chocolate skin in any of my pics, it's beautiful just the way it is. My curves, my color, and my waist.

See all the white contrast in the former pic? I'll be back with the Sharpie in a few.

Thanks you guys,
I was gonna run another special at 8.5k posts, I may make it there sooner than I thought with your help; I knew deeeeeep down you really love me. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
Why? What did she / they do to you? Didn't know you had green eyes. Thought you were the bookworm, rational type. My bad.
yes your bad... for thinking that I (can't speak for the masses) give a fuck what you thought I was. When will you get that ? You were all fine a second ago when you were talking shit... go back to that. The sniveling doesn't become you. Going back to my original post, I simply said none of the :whores: was from Houston. That's it. I responded to VJ's inquiry on the word whore, as has a few other of our more frequent posters. Then Sarunga in his wisdom (we all know how bright he is) decided to use this as a comparison for what? I don't know then you and SL quoted to further his point which is what? I don't know so now here we are. And if I'm not mistaken, we're still on topic, and having fun as far as I'm concerned. So where did we go wrong here?
yes your bad... for thinking that I (can't speak for the masses) give a fuck what you thought I was. When will you get that ? You were all fine a second ago when you were talking shit... go back to that. The sniveling doesn't become you. Going back to my original post, I simply said none of the :whores: was from Houston. That's it. I responded to VJ's inquiry on the word whore, as has a few other of our more frequent posters. Then Sarunga in his wisdom (we all know how bright he is) decided to use this as a comparison for what? I don't know, but now here we are. And if I'm not mistaken, we're still on topic, and having fun as far as I'm concerned. So where did we go wrong here? Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
Darlin' I ain't sniveling least of all to you. I'm just curious why you're dogging the ladies in the calendar that did nothing to anyone least of all you. And asking why you'd tear apart their photos cause you're mad at me for being all like that n' shit.
^^ your delusions, are what make you delusional. This is not a first, and dear, I am not the one. ijs

I didn't "dog" anyone. That's the difference between me and you, my post have contained fact, and yours, your delusions.

So now about this calendar gig, can I get dibs on next year?
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Does this mean that I can add HOT PINK HAND PRINTS on your LUSCIOUS TUSHIE?

I really love photo #11 in your SHOWCASE!! What a great ASS!! See, this is one area where I can't really compete!! This may explain why ALL of my DOUBLES partners have a BEAUTIFUL & LUSCIOUS ASS!!

Thank you again for the kind words and compliments... I do try hard to stay in shape... and it was really nice to even be asked to be in this calendar...

That photo came from the Little Red Riding Hood photo shoot and let me tell you... That rock that was riding up my tushie was UNCOMFORTABLE as HELL!! The things photographers ask us to DO!!

Your flattered slave,

Guinevere

P.S.

These sort of positive comments make it A LOT easier to wake up at 4am to exercise... Thank you for the encouragement and motivation. .
^^ your delusions, are what make you delusional. This is not a first, and dear, I am not the one. ijs

I didn't "dog" anyone. That's the difference between me and you, my post have contained fact, and yours, your delusions.

So now about this calendar gig, can I get dibs on next year? Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne
So let me get this right......since you aren't the first person to mark up someone's photo it's somehow ok?

Yes, taking a Sharpie to someone's photo - someone that did NOTHING to you except be beautiful - IS DOGGING them. It's also a childish tantrum.

.......And your last sentence says it all. My guess is no, you won't make the calendar next year. Not a fact, but a good educated guest.

Back to my question, why are you dogging her and her picture?