Thinking of a name change

Miss Scarlett,
While I haven't met you, you project a fun persona on this board. I'd like to try to assist you in this endevour.

Let me first try to guess the origin of your current business name:
"Scarlett": The sexy desirous personality of Scarlett O'Hare of "Gone withthe Wind" Fame.
"Rossi": An allusion to Italian heritage because you have black hair and are well endowed.


Let's consider the qualities that differentiate you from your provider competition:

1) personality, including a well developed sense or humor

2) voluptuous

3) hazel eyes (my favorite attribute)

4) experience

5) brunette



These would then suggest the following names:

Grande Teton GFE

Aphrodite Betty

Brunettie (an alternative to the cartoon character Blondie)

Sapi-sexy-sensuous-sophisticated-Sofia



OK, the structured analysis is not working. none of these sounds any better than your current name. Can I suggest one that is cool, yet will allow you some amount of continuity:

Dagmara Rossi

To be honest, nothing suggested so far is as good as what you already have. The grass isn't any greener.
-Doug

Fuckin' funniest thread I've read all year. I nominate it for thread of the year. ROTFLMAO.

Free hand job or no (I know it is gone) the best five or ten names should be put in a survey and voted on by everybody IMHO