why are not providers screened?

Reminds me of a sign I saw at this business I was visiting;

"Thieves are welcome as long as they don't rip us off"


Taylor brings up a very good point; the 'good' criminals can bring just as much grief, (if not more) into your world as the ones with a record.

(although I would like to point out that participating in the hobby/escorting is not illegal)

I don't know what to say other than if it works for you and that's what floats your boat, rock on. I just find it hard to believe that *anyone* in this sandbox would be so willing to hand over their personal/private/real-world information to a stranger



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"(although I would like to point out that participating in the hobby/escorting is not illegal)"


Hard to prosecute, sure, but definitely illegal. Not that it bothers me to break unjust law, no reason except consequences not to.

FUCK THIS SHIT!

We're through the looking glass, people!

Things are dangerously close to chaos. There's way too many providers out there (probably every last one of them) that are crooks, con artists, felons and conniving sluts! Don't even get me started on the bamboozlers! AUGH!!!! THE MUTHAFUCKIN' BAMBOOZLERS!

These women are a mortal threat to the security of all and to all the things we hold dear! The only solution is to round them all up and relocate them to a remote hidden location and interrogate every single last one of them to get down to the bottom, the absolute very bottom, of it all! No matter how much they scream and beg and cry and stutter, the truth needs to come out of those little trollops, BY ANY AND ALL MEANS NECESSARY!

It'll be a long, slow, difficult and perilous process, one fraught with filth and degradation and the seamiest, sordid machinations since the Spanish Inquisition. The Marquis de Sade would lose his nerve under the necessary conditions. Abu Ghraib will look like Club Med. But with the most noble of intentions and a heartfelt altruism for the entire community I volunteer to take on this Herculean task, singlehandedly, if only to spare my brothers the anguish, dangers and self-recriminations and limit their legal liability.

My solemn vow is to to spare no effort, brook no interference to ascertain the truth and nothing but the whole dirty, ugly truth. I will plumb every depth, I will probe as deep as I can and then go deeper. I will be relentless. I will will be diligent. I will be tireless. I will employ every enhanced interrogation technique known to man as well as some I've devised on my own away from prying eyes and the representatives of the Hague's World Court in my supersecret fortified bunker.

If you accept my offer, I will end this terrible threat or meet my maker trying. You have my word, brothers.

Ladies, I'm coming for YOU!

Carl,

Every super-hero needs a side-kick, would you like a gregariously intelligent one to take on the lesser tasks for you? I may not be able to plumb the deepest depths given my needle-dick, but I got a sewing machine ass where the thread never jams!

This sounds like a fun crusade to take up, why bother with religion when there is the opportunity to deal with threats to our souls? Our safety? Our...oh hell, I just want to get laid and be part of some immortal crusade. Where years from now us elder-statesmen respond back to some young turks post with something like "You kids, you should have been here for the great pussy crusade of 2010 where the immortal 69 fought the mortal threat to security with nothing more than chutzpah, a case of condoms, a little vodka (insert your favorite drink here when retelling the tale), and 400 cialis pills. Worn raw, balls shriveled up to tiny peanuts, and an eternal smile those 69, ay, those brave 69 went to their maker with a smile on their lips and erections that will last until the resurrection. And what did they learn? What was the end result of their perilous journey? In the words of Gordon Geeko from the 1987 movie "Wall Street" - "Pussy is good" Nay, great!"

This is a tale that could rival King Arthur, Bilbo and Frodo, Driller and Driver.... stay tuned, film nightly at 11pm!

OK, I need to lay-off the cappuccino, I'll admit... LOL Sorry for being silly but it was the damn cat with the headphones I say!

I get to wear the cape. Chicks dig the cape.

You can have the cape, tends to keep getting in the way of my sewing machine! I'll just be the guy in a kilt going commando as I am assuming this could be a crusade where one needs to be always ready to dive in with his sword at the ready! :d

+1

"(although I would like to point out that participating in the hobby/escorting is not illegal)"


Hard to prosecute, sure, but definitely illegal. Not that it bothers me to break unjust law, no reason except consequences not to.

Originally Posted by 78704

Ahhh grasshopper, you must not read the disclaimers.

"This advertisement is not an offer for prostitution. Money exchanged is for companionship only and anything beyond that is a choice made between two consenting adults..."

{chuckles}

Yes, I'm being semi-facetious but truth be told,
it's only illegal if you get caught.




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Wow! 780 posts and not a single review?? I must say, I'm actually impressed!

Yup. And if you thinck that's impressive,
you should see my truck.
It makes my dick look huge!



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I thought it was your nuts that made ur pee-pee look huge?

just sayin'..........

Yes, I'm being semi-facetious but truth be told,
it's only illegal if you get caught. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

All the criminals say that.

what is a bamboozler?

what is a bamboozler? Originally Posted by TaylorMaiden29

A swindler, hoodwinker, finagler, bilker, beguiler. A hornswoggler. The worst kind of inveigler. A flimflam artist--one practiced in duplicity and deception and accomplished in chicanery--in short, ma'am, a con. If bamboozlers are around, you'd best count your fingers and toes.

what is a bamboozler? Originally Posted by TaylorMaiden29

Well, it's not a misogynist, if that's what you're wondering.