Q: What do you give a Negro who has an abortion?
A: A crime-stoppers award
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Q: What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
A: Phelps can finish a race.
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Q: What's the difference between a Negro and Batman?
A: A black guy can't go out at night without Robin.
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Q: What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew?
A: A boy scout comes back from his camp.