what are a few of your fantasies you'd like to expierence?!?

Finding a old bottle, cleaning the dirt off of it then having a young Barbara Eden come out and grant me three wishes.

I have a fantasy where I can eat whatever I want and stay about 10-15% bodyfat
and then after a night of sex with a woman, she makes me banna-eggwhite pancakes with chopped onions/apples/carrots and pumpkin and almonds and a few brazil nuts
Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker

*trolololo*

Wait wait wait - are these two separate fantasies? Seems like you're eating anything you want while still maintaining your desired body composition, but choose a rather 'health nut' set of pancake ingredients. I am knocking it prior to trying it, mostly because I'm a judgmental prick

My mind is too dirty to give this stuff away for free; I'm saving it for my book.

My mind is too dirty to give this stuff away for free; I'm saving it for my book. Originally Posted by Enchanterlingum

Oh, come on, just a paragraph? Even Amazon & Google have a few pages of preview available.

If ever mine is ready for publication I'll line up to let Oprah know how she can return a favor.

Mine is very simple...

A time machine and a nice bottle of Scotch.
Travel back about 50 years and hook up with.

Betty White and Cloris Leachman...
If any of their stories are just half true, I might not survive the encounter... but what a way to go.