Hitler finds out Dorian Gray is missing

My cousin Wolfgang, the best tracker around! Perfect for routing out any ol rabbit holes! Or any other holes... We just need a scent he can follow. I bet Lauren might have a pair of his old boxers laying around... Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

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I'm sure your cousin would be a welcome addition to the search. You know that the Gestapo is trained in this area and has navigated the most dangerous and treacherous holes out there.

I'm sure if Dorian is lodged in one he will find him. Unless it's one that has the bottom tapped out of it.

What with Boardman's cattards searching the rafters, Gestapo searching the boroughs, certainly this Dorian Gray is running out of places to hide

I was offended by the video

That was the intention...

Anyone else offended?

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Looks like the Gestapo got distracted by one of the Cattatds. Either you can't send the Gestapo out or Boardman has his Cattards working to undermine the whole operation.


You can't trust the Gestapo to get the job done he's a hobbyists too......
and the fuckin Cattards are a real distraction evidently for him too.....

Shit that's probably Lauren's Cattard.
Maybe the conspiracy is Lauren and Boardman are working together.

Gotta love this addictive shit.

How do I always get mentioned in these things???

Yeah now that you mention it...
I'm offended too. What's up with all these damn cats??? Give me a break!!! PLEASE!!!
No wonder nobody can find this guy.
All the furry frikking fur balls, you can't take a step in any direction without stepping on one.
Its a conspiracy I tell ya...
I think one of ya'll is hiding DG in the basement. I hope at least you're bringing him food and water.

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Looks like the Gestapo got distracted by one of the Cattatds. Either you can't send the Gestapo out or Boardman has his Cattards working to undermine the whole operation.


You can't trust the Gestapo to get the job done he's a hobbyists too......
and the fuckin Cattards are a real distraction evidently for him too.....

Shit that's probably Lauren's Cattard.
Maybe the conspiracy is Lauren and Boardman are working together. Originally Posted by Timetoplay

Anything that has Lauren and I working together, collaborating, conspiring or taking our clothes off is a good thing. ijs

How do I always get mentioned in these things??? Originally Posted by Wakeup

It's the burden you must bear...

Yeah now that you mention it...
I'm offended too. What's up with all these damn cats??? Give me a break!!! PLEASE!!!
No wonder nobody can find this guy.
All the furry frikking fur balls, you can't take a step in any direction without stepping on one.
Its a conspiracy I tell ya...
I think one of ya'll is hiding DG in the basement. I hope at least you're bringing him food and water. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

So.......
You've got a problem with pussy?

Why am i never mentioned?

How do I always get mentioned in these things??? Originally Posted by Wakeup

Ohhhh please, like you don't
place yourself in every heated
thread ready to poke an eye
out. Figment of speech translated
into proking karma polize.
Playing innocent ,roflmao.

That was the intention...

Anyone else offended? Originally Posted by boardman

Wouldn't say I was offended but I still wanna find the rat who caused me, pyramider and l4b to be on the receiving end of that anal gouging from Mr.H.....of course those sick fucks prob enjoyed it....

I got lost in another thread...
Let me catch up

So.......
You've got a problem with pussy? Originally Posted by boardman

I retract my previous objection. Call a Mulligan

Why am i never mentioned? Originally Posted by kinkyorca

witness protection has its disadvantages too

....of course those sick fucks prob enjoyed it....

yeah, we kinda did...
learn to laugh at yourself, life is so much better with a smile.