What's your size?

Learned your lesson about outing musTards ON the board, did ya? Originally Posted by boardman

HookerTards. And don't fret, I've not forgotten you

Learned your lesson about outing musTards ON the board, did ya? Originally Posted by boardman

HookerTards. And don't fret, I've not forgotten you Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

HookerTards. And don't fret, I've not forgotten you Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

No one forgets me...
I'm loved by the masses!

If you guys forgot EVERYTHING you learned from porn, we (women) would appreciate it. Originally Posted by Camille Fox

But....but?!?!?!!!!!....but!!! !!!! thought they were "instructional" videos.....grin.......all that time, years even........and ya mean I got it all wrong?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

This thead has been a hoot. I don't spend much time here anymore, but this has brought back some memories of the old days. Tooo much time on the board. It was, some pretty good entertainment.

"BoB"

They tell me it's big enough. I don't care if they're lying - if they say it, I believe it!

Give them enough rope
to hang themself without
saying a word.

Size is just a number but
the best memory is big.

I smell a retread.....that banned hooker smell....baby oil and matches, and old rubbers

I'm average size 7ish but I don't know what it is. Almost everytime. The providers want to see me outside of hobby to go out, fuck more, etc. I think they fall real easy for me for some reason. Im no Brad Pitt but I'm not ugly neither. I haven't figured it out yet. I wish I could see Alyssa and she would fall for me. My hottie. Ella es muy hersmosa para mi. Ella infecta a mi mente con su hermoso cuerpo.Tal vez yo pueda hacerla caer para mí. Me gustaría colgar aficiones para ella!
Oh sorry forgot where I was for a minute. Soon very soon she will be mine ;-). Te amo bella!

I'm average size 7ish but I don't know what it is. Almost everytime. The providers want to see me outside of hobby to go out, fuck more, etc. I think they fall real easy for me for some reason. Im no Brad Pitt but I'm not ugly neither. I haven't figured it out yet. I wish I could see Alyssa and she would fall for me. My hottie. Ella es muy hersmosa para mi. Ella infecta a mi mente con su hermoso cuerpo.Tal vez yo pueda hacerla caer para mí. Me gustaría colgar aficiones para ella!
Oh sorry forgot where I was for a minute. Soon very soon she will be mine ;-). Te amo bella! Originally Posted by shadow12

That sounds like a good plan, keep us updated.

wow.. you guys has big dick..

Any size, shape, or
color is fine as long
as the Dick passes
screening.

I'm average size 7ish but I don't know what it is. Almost everytime. The providers want to see me outside of hobby to go out, fuck more, etc. I think they fall real easy for me for some reason. Im no Brad Pitt but I'm not ugly neither. I haven't figured it out yet. Originally Posted by shadow12

I know dude,
It's a bitch when you're single, successful and relatively not hideous to look at and all these unpaid whores keep throwing the pussy at you.
Then the hookers get mad at you cuz you barely have time to see them. What am I supposed to do, turn down free pussy?

I know dude,
It's a bitch when you're single, successful and relatively not hideous to look at and all these unpaid whores keep throwing the pussy at you.
Then the hookers get mad at you cuz you barely have time to see them. What am I supposed to do, turn down free pussy? Originally Posted by boardman

First World Problems

' = foot
" = inch

8' is one monster dick Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

That is what I was thinking when I first saw this thread.LOL

Ridiculous. I never brag about my 2 incher from the ground But then again it may it may not be true. Ha