Classic Pre-Planned Excuses

Hey im not married to these guys wives. Lol. Who cares what they tell them.

Week has started and I am spending more on this forum than working.

Once a Taoist said, you cannot straighten a monkey tail by splinting it. As soon as you remove the splint, it goes back to its natural state of curling up.

I guess it is my futile attempt (someone did said that and should have listened) to enlighten some of your crooked minds.

On that note, I have moved on. Originally Posted by futile

You have moved on because you are not happy with the responses

Hey im not married to these guys wives. Lol. Who cares what they tell them. Originally Posted by Kammye

ha, ha! spoken like a true villian!

(I know, we all are but that was just too good to not point out)

Week has started and I am spending more on this forum than working.

Once a Taoist said, you cannot straighten a monkey tail by splinting it. As soon as you remove the splint, it goes back to its natural state of curling up.

I guess it is my futile attempt (someone did said that and should have listened) to enlighten some of your crooked minds.

On that note, I have moved on. Originally Posted by futile

Oh, so you were enlightening us? Well damn.

Let's recap this again, because someone here is not paying attention.
The thread started, in opening post = started. Pay attention.
This started with you looking for excuses for when you got caught.
Your claim for your love of your wife, concern about hurting her feelings, were called out as bullshit.
You change the subject, ping pong ball, claiming that you were only attempting to find humor. This related in the revelation of your subconscious homosexual feelings.
Then again you change the subject, ping pong, claiming to be more evolved and above what society expects of you. Namely, honor your wedding vows.
The latest ping pong ball bounce has you claiming you were trying to enlighten us? From the beginning, the opening post, pay attention, from the beginning we all could see you for what you are. You are the only one that refuses to see it.
Yes, any advise, any truths are falling on deaf ears. Any attempts at logical thought process are lost on you because this is not what you want to hear.
Since you are so much more evolved and intellectually superior to the rest of us, all I ask of you is to remember this thread as you are sitting in your divorce attorney's office. As it will only be at that time, when your life is falling apart and you wonder what could have possibly gone so terribly wrong. It will only be at that time when you might be able to admit you were wrong.

i would blame it on the friends or something unless she caught yu like for reals then u just have.to tell the thruth.

i would blame it on the friends or something unless she caught yu like for reals then u just have.to tell the thruth. Originally Posted by AlluringStacy

Finally!
Someone has an excuse that's not totally futile. Of course it involves throwing your friends under the bus, more innocents suffer. But you can always get more friends, anythings better than giving up half your shit in a divorce. This is what the OP was looking for, some way he could lie his way out of it when he gets caught. Blame it on BoB, he left his hobby phone in my car, BoB left this hooker in the room, so I had to fuck her to make sure I wasn't gay... All the cool kids are doing it, I was just trying to fit in.
This might actually work.
Thanks Stacy
Of course, you just outed BoB, your wives are friends and they talk. Now BoB is getting a divorce and looking to kick your ass. You'll have to deal with that another day... but as long as your world is unaffected, it's all good, right?

I had a girlfriend one time that was married and hobbied, she was get paid for
it, and her husband was having affair...eventually she got busted a few more thing happened and she came clean...but that was how she justified it " The only difference between me and you is you benefit from it"...thats what she told him...they worked it out and are still happily married today

But after all that happened, in the end "she came clean" They talked it out and worked it out. HONESTY, which is what everyone has been saying all through the thread. The OP was looking for a way to lie his way out of it thinking we were going to back up his chickenshit behavior. This thread could have been done in 10 posts if he would have come to that realization.

The OP was looking for a way to lie his way out of it thinking we were going to back up his chickenshit behavior. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

This is the asshole telling the armpit it stinks. You want to say "his chicken shit behavior but you are doing the same thing he is which is fuckin hookers for money.

I think he's saying the chickenshit behaviour is married/cheating/deceit part.

This is the asshole telling the armpit it stinks. You want to say "his chicken shit behavior but you are doing the same thing he is which is fuckin hookers for money. Originally Posted by allaboutthebbbj

Yes you're right, I guess I "stink" just as much as the next guy here. I'm not claiming the higher moral ground, and I am not looking for excuses to tell my SO either. I can be honest about my behavior. Which separates mine from the chickenshit's. That's the point I was trying to make. When confronted, you're busted, lying will only make things worse. Own up to your actions and make the necessary changes to right the wrong.

Guys See Hookers So They Can Bend Over On The Bed Like A Bitch & Get Rammed With A Rubber Winky So They Can Feel As If This Is Okay... They Don't Consider Themselves Gay Because A Girl Is Doing It... & The Girl Doing It IsA Hooker So She Will Make You Feel As If IIt's Ok When It's Not... ijs Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Guys as in "all guys"? I call bullshit DM... just sayin'

Guys as in "all guys"? I call bullshit DM... just sayin' Originally Posted by Blameme

I didn't say ALL GUYS you are trying to twist what I said around... I said GUYS grrrrrr

She will tell you "I WANT HALF" that is half of everything you fucking own. doesn't matter what you tell her your fucked in the ass Originally Posted by Seedy

Thus why I'm not married or getting anyone pregnant.