Traveling Gentleman is............

Six pages and they are still talking about the guy.

Maybe he should start a correspondence course in
provider ThreAD training.

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Too much concern over other people's desires, too little enjoyment of one's own. Everybody move on and go indulge in the debauchery of your choice.

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

+1 - Nuff said.

+1 - Nuff said. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

You have said more than enough

You have said more than enough Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

That's the pot calling the kettle black.
-I'm stuck at home with no one to hang out with,so I surf the boards looking for someone to hang out with.
You're stuck at home with no one willing to hang out with you, so you surf the boards giving people reasons to keep avoiding you.

And so we're both here on ECCIE. Like I said earlier in this thread - you have the most gorgeous smile in the world. Then you open your mouth and ruin the dazzle.

That's the pot calling the kettle black.
-I'm stuck at home with no one to hang out with,so I surf the boards looking for someone to hang out with.
You're stuck at home with no one willing to hang out with you, so you surf the boards giving people reasons to keep avoiding you.

And so we're both here on ECCIE. Like I said earlier in this thread - you have the most gorgeous smile in the world. Then you open your mouth and ruin the dazzle. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

You just suffer from stunted nutt syndrome!! stop being such a MITCH... I like real men not little boys..

BTW Im never stuck at home with nobody WILLING to hang out with me because Im fucking AWESOME..

Sucks To Be You

Real Women Excite Men & Intimidate Little Boys!

When I Open My Mouth Its Amazing But When I Make Men Cum They Drizzle There Dazzle In My Mouth.. ijs

You just suffer from stunted nutt syndrome!! stop being such a MITCH... I like real men not little boys.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

And I prefer attractive ladies with a charming smile, not ill-speaking hussies that are... ...well,

She's overweight. The pod is gathering. Originally Posted by LexusLover

BTW Im never stuck at home with nobody to hang out with because Im fucking awesome.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Were that true, you would go back to fucking...awesomely. Instead of posting here. Unless you're posting while fucking, in which case someone is overpaying. Then again, you wouldn't have to be on the forums for that to still be true.


*note* If you keep poking, the gentleman decor is going to tag-team out of the ring in exchange for the pimp hand.

And I prefer attractive ladies with a charming smile, not ill-speaking hussies that are... ...well, Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

LL Doesn't Even Know Wtf I Look Like Because He Has Never Seen Me.. I Have 91 Reviews That Say The Opposite!!!

Don't Act Like You Never Contacted Me For An Appointment Your Just Mad Because I Denied You..

LL Doesn't Even Know Wtf I Look Like Because He Has Never Seen Me.. I Have 91 Reviews That Say The Opposite!!!

Don't Act Like You Never Contacted Me For An Appointment Your Just Mad Because I Denied You.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Dorthy, I contacted several women for my first appointment (including you - which is no secret around here) before I knew "what was what" around here. It's even been openly discussed - that rather than a polite "Sorry, please find more references, but I look forward to making your acquaintance" you jumped in with "Stop crying like a MITCH!"

I've been properly educated since, and have read your reviews. Sorry to be mysterious, but I'm not looking for another warning.

And I prefer attractive ladies with a charming smile, not ill-speaking hussies that are... ...well,






Were that true, you would go back to fucking...awesomely. Instead of posting here. Unless you're posting while fucking, in which case someone is overpaying. Then again, you wouldn't have to be on the forums for that to still be true.


*note* If you keep poking, the gentleman decor is going to tag-team out of the ring in exchange for the pimp hand. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I Can Post Here All I Want Why Because Im A Provider.. Im Stuck In The House Waiting For Bill To Come Thru & Since I Have Nothing Better To Do I Am On Here... I am sorry but I don't fuck 24/7 I do Have a life unlike you.. Pimp Hand pffft You Cant Even handle Sarcasm & You Want To Talk About A Pimp Hand Pffft Well I Will Throat Punch You & You Will Cry

Dorthy, I contacted several women for my first appointment (including you - which is no secret around here) before I knew "what was what" around here. It's even been openly discussed - that rather than a polite "Sorry, please find more references, but I look forward to making your acquaintance" you jumped in with "Stop crying like a MITCH!"

I've been properly educated since, and have read your reviews. Sorry to be mysterious, but I'm not looking for another warning. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Because You Were Crying Like One & I Ain't Got Time For Cry Babys...

I Ain't Got Time... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Now, when you say throat punch, I feel like you're talking about the BCD activities that johns engage you for...and now I feel like you're flirting because I've lost interest.

When you say that you haven't time, I'm confused again - you have all the time in the world to sit around posting on the forums for lack of interested men, inclusive of a significant amount of time to specifically address me - except for your reluctance to admit that you have time for me.

I bill *my* clients at $500 an hour for my consultation and services. I think we're right at the mark where my attention to you is going to require sending you a bill.

And finally, short of that, I must disengage from this exchange with you - I delight in witty retorts, but this is like "throat punching" a wall. Not only does the wall not realize it's being face-fucked, but it lacks the sentience to say anything about the matter.

Good day to you hussy!

This is getting good. They have sexual frustrations.
,,, Dorthy throat punched him.

Now, when you say throat punch, I feel like you're talking about the BCD activities that johns engage you for...and now I feel like you're flirting because I've lost interest.

When you say that you haven't time, I'm confused again - have all the time in the world to sit around posting on the forums for lack of interested men, inclusive of a significant amount of time to specifically address me - except for your reluctance to admit that you have time for me.

I bill *my* clients at $500 an hour for my consultation and services. I think we're right at the mark where my attention to you is going to require sending you a bill.

And finally, short of that, I must disengage from this exchange with you - I delight in witty retorts, but this is like "throat punching" a wall. Not only does the wall not realize it's being face-fucked, but it lacks the sentience to say anything about the matter.

Good day to you hussy! Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Flirting Pffft You Wish I Don't Flirt With MITCH's.. I Have all the time in the world to post because this is my buisness you have no excuse rather than your lonely & have nobody who is WILLING to hang with you!! There is a big difference.. Send me a bill yea ok you keep thinking your somebody haha.. You get on here looking for pussy companionship or someone to hold your hand cause your a MITCH.. I get on here to waste time and throw my 2 cents around even if nobody even cares because I can.. If it wasn't for us you wouldn't have a place to feel like your actually somebody... You just can't handle me so your tapping out its ok thats normal for eccie Mitch's...

what I really want to say I can't because I can't afford anymore points from that damn hippo but best believe the thoughts in my head aren't nice..

best believe the thoughts in my head aren't nice.. Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

I find it hard to believe there are any thoughts in your head. My parting shot: If you can't take it, don't give it out.

You do an awful lot of "crying like a mitch" about how people "cry like mitches."

Again - pot, meet kettle.

Or, to dumb it down a bit, "Dorthy, you do an awful lot of what you accuse others of doing."

I'd try bringing it down to your level for perfect translation, but I don't know the right sounds. Um..."Gag, gag, hrmf, hrmplch, cough, choke, wipe mouth, 'That'll be $20 if you're feeling generous please.'"

I find it hard to believe there are any thoughts in your head. My parting shot: If you can't take it, don't give it out.

You do an awful lot of "crying like a mitch" about how people "cry like mitches."

Again - pot, meet kettle.

Or, to dumb it down a bit, "Dorthy, you do an awful lot of what you accuse others of doing."

I'd try bringing it down to your level for perfect translation, but I don't know the right sounds. Um..."Gag, gag, hrmf, hrmplch, cough, choke, wipe mouth, 'That'll be $20 if you're feeling generous please.'" Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Where am I crying ? Im sorry but obviously you don't know what a MITCH is !!

Hunny Im not crying lol trust and believe that I don't pay men they pay me try again..

I will generously give your ass a throat punch and a box of tissues..