The Weird Whacky World of WakeUp

I can't find the "whale wars" thread....I thought WU wrote that...

The "definitive whores who hate Wake up" thread. Was a tear jerker 43 pages longs....he should really update that list...

The "you're not fat, just obsese"....thread was also an interesting read....

"The Wakeup needs a hug"....thread..was a treat.....showed his "sensitive side"......


Ps his fake marriage to Valerie has made him soft....not that I appaud his bullshit....at least he is consistent..the fucker is like the Donald Trump of eccie....gotta give him that.
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I can't take credit for Whale Wars...and I wouldn't say my marriage has made me soft...my wife can attest that I'm never soft when I'm around her...

P.S.-Is there a whore you'd like to nominate to be added to the list?

P.P.S.-If you hold up Donald Trump as the model of consistency, please, do the country a favor and don't vote...in any election...ever again...
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Whale wars was started by the darling DH.

Every time you start a thread about Wakeup.. a hooker on Bissonnet gets her heels.
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.......Every time you start a thread about Wakeup.. a hooker on Bissonnet gets her heels. Originally Posted by GracePreston
that is pretty funny
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No wonder the track is so busy...you're welcome, bitches...
Voting is rigged.

After reading those wonderful threads, I will be silent from here on out about wake up. I will sit with legs crossed, hands on chin and head nodd....going...ummm hmmmm...with a tea cup of vodka.

Chess playing mutherfucker at its best...bravo...im a fan. Bravo dear sir.....bravo.


QUOTE=Wakeup;1058214508]I can't take credit for Whale Wars...and I wouldn't say my marriage has made me soft...my wife can attest that I'm never soft when I'm around her...

P.S.-Is there a whore you'd like to nominate to be added to the list?

P.P.S.-If you hold up Donald Trump as the model of consistency, please, do the country a favor and don't vote...in any election...ever again...[/QUOTE]


Lmao!!!!!My new sigline.....I cried laughing!!!!


QUOTE=GracePreston;1058214748]Whale wars was started by the darling DH.

Every time you start a thread about Wakeup.. a hooker on Bissonnet gets her heels.[/QUOTE]
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Can't receive PMs...
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that is pretty funny Originally Posted by dearhunter
Hey-- its a wonderful fucking life, bitches.
Mexico means Honduras

See post re. Evelyn Cruz.
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Bump...oh wait...my fault...