ITs the 17th Where is Naomi & London??

You can't have Cashews...just almonds, peanuts, and pecans. NO alcohol and not even one stick of gum til week 3....yea that sucks!! You can have butter, ranch dressing and oil though. It works by eliminating all the carbs from your body so it's forced to burn the fat....been peeing on Keto sticks all week lol.

You of all people don't need to lose weight...you will fly away!!

Thanks gulflover!! Another thing I did not consider. No sauce though will make it yucky! I may be able to find some carb free at the store and just add my own. MMM ribs tonight!!

I am surprised no one make a comment about umm, uh cum being low carb lol. Originally Posted by London Rayne

Here you go LOndon

OMG! Leave it to you to find the perfect picture for every occasion lol.

Welcome back to London and Naomi!!!! I sure missed your entertaining post in the ladies section and was wondering where you were.
You ladies would be a heck of a "doubles" team. You should tour together, not sure a guy would live with you ladies offerring doubles.!!! Glad to see you are both well. Originally Posted by TheNurse

Thank you sweetie! I think Naomi and I together would call for a night in jail lmao. We should stay indoors and away from knives and alcohol.

At best, a rollercoaster is a ride that goes nowhere. At worst, what you think is a rollercoaster is headed to become a train-wreck.

Myself, I prefer rides with destinations. Originally Posted by Rand Al'Thor

Warm, wet, and no convictions or sense of humor is what he means. This is P4P not match.com, so duh...the ONLY destination is the guy getting off and having a good time lol.

Warm, wet, and no convictions or sense of humor is what he means. This is P4P not match.com, so duh...the ONLY destination is the guy getting off and having a good time lol. Originally Posted by London Rayne

Apparently, the vacation did nothing for your comprehension. When did having "strong opinions" turn into failing at mind reading? The day I need you to speak for me will be the day you start making sense.

I do prefer my women with no convictions, criminal record is so ghetto. I prefer a woman who's sense of humor is witty, not one who thinks inclusion of an emoticon makes anything funny.

Of course you would think that a ride with destination would mean a a match.com candidate instead of a woman who shows growth and understanding.

Good luck selling your "strong opinions" and "brains"!

Sorry babe, but I don't have the patience to argue with you today lol. We don't agree and never will...noted. Many of your refs speak highly of just what you look for in a provider and a woman overall lmao. NO thanks! Have fun in Austin where they kiss your azz for peanuts, because we are all full up here. I actually have a solid rep with a repeat clientele that you can't touch or affect love, so deal with it...luck has nothing to do with it. Nothing you say to me or about me will affect me one little bit...sorry I am not dependent on you or anyone else. When that day comes, I will go back to Legal work.

Oh and it's "whose" sense of humor, not "who's" as in "who is" lol. Your motives for coming into a welcome thread and throwing insults are transparent and hilarious...bored much?

Carry on.

London, will you marry me?

Only if you take me to Italy! I will sacrifice a fake ring for a 2 week honeymoon in Venice.

London, will you marry me? Originally Posted by FatBastard

theres going to be a fight as to who gets to be the maid of honor !!!lol
I say dont get married just have a wedding party in Italy and pretend you got married

Apparently, the vacation did nothing for your comprehension. When did having "strong opinions" turn into failing at mind reading? The day I need you to speak for me will be the day you start making sense.

I do prefer my women with no convictions, criminal record is so ghetto. I prefer a woman who's sense of humor is witty, not one who thinks inclusion of an emoticon makes anything funny.

Of course you would think that a ride with destination would mean a a match.com candidate instead of a woman who shows growth and understanding.

Good luck selling your "strong opinions" and "brains"! Originally Posted by Rand Al'Thor

Sorry babe, but I don't have the patience to argue with you today lol. We don't agree and never will...noted. Many of your refs speak highly of just what you look for in a provider and a woman overall lmao. NO thanks! Have fun in Austin where they kiss your azz for peanuts, because we are all full up here. I actually have a solid rep with a repeat clientele that you can't touch or affect love, so deal with it...luck has nothing to do with it. Nothing you say to me or about me will affect me one little bit...sorry I am not dependent on you or anyone else. When that day comes, I will go back to Legal work.

Oh and it's "whose" sense of humor, not "who's" as in "who is" lol. Your motives for coming into a welcome thread and throwing insults are transparent and hilarious...bored much?

Carry on. Originally Posted by London Rayne

Thanks..... I've got all the info I need..... I'm done here.......


JaD

My first wedding had 22 in the wedding party lol, so I have to one up that one next time.

Seems the haters couldn't wait for you two to return either!!! I mean can you imagine if all of us post whores were gone??...They'd prob begin to have withdrawals, whilst realizing just how sad and pathetic their lives actually are...

Somehow I see you riding in a horsedrawn carriage in between the majestic oaks of Oak Alley or maybe Dunleith. Private jet to NYC then onto Rome to hop a charter sailing around Italy and over to Greece. (indulge Daddy Baby...if we are in Italy, we have to go to Greece) Then by train through Austria, Germany, down to Paris then onto London (we have to do that too). Then QE2 back to the states. Rest up for a month then off to Polynesia.

Seems the haters couldn't wait for you two to return either!!! I mean can you imagine if all of us post whores were gone??...They'd prob begin to have withdrawals, whilst realizing just how sad and pathetic their lives actually are... Originally Posted by Valerie

+1

Before anybody says anything...not THAT type of trip to Greece...