the hookering rules

Doc isn't really suppose to be doing much for the first 30 days except learn the ropes. But, I can do something...

This all stops right now. One more post about anything except the original topic by the OP will get points, plain and simple.

No more back and forth.

I will decide what is a hijack or what action is refusal to following a Moderator's instruction (Or Admin in this case...). No need to argue your case here because any attempt to give me an excuse or reason will still not be in line with the optic of this thread.

No need to close the thread. It was a good one to begin with. It can still be a good one.

Lea

Back on topic.

oh, hell no. if you know someone that's actually ever done that, tell him to punch himself in the face for being stupid. lol Originally Posted by john_deere

< WTB raises hand slowly in shame >

In my rules I'm saying don't PRE-pay. Don't forward the money ahead of time. Don't loan money. Originally Posted by westtexasbrowser

This happens everyday.....

Rule #.... Do not attempt to be a Captain save a Hoe......Do not let a provider move in with you. Will not end well.

ok this will be on topic…let me see if I can make this in the form of a rule…

when a badass bitch steps into your thread and tells you what the fuck is up.... listen.

i had no idea who lea was before now but i like the shit out of her already. this is how you moderate.

Rule # ...... When speaking to a lady, refrain from using the word bitch.
Some might not appreciate such language.

so, in light of a recent and poorly thought out blasting of a girl who didn't show up for an appointment, let me offer another rule…this may be the most important one of all…

7. accept that hookers have the most complicated lives of any person you've probably ever met. see also rules 4 and 6.

look…these girls are leading double lives. they have families, they have friends, and maybe they even have children…or employers...none of whom know about this part of their life. they have periods, they have illnesses, and just like us… sometimes their cars break or the repair man shows up at an unexpected time. or, as we've seen, they may just be fucking crazy and stupid. regardless, if you want to fuck them, you have to understand and deal with all of it.

so, in light of a recent and poorly thought out blasting of a girl who didn't show up for an appointment, let me offer another rule…this may be the most important one of all…

Really? The Most important? Are you sure? ......
Rule# ..... When a lady tells you in a private conversation she MIGHT Consider offering Greek.... Never post in a public forum that she offers greek....
You will probably have to make a public apology and feel like a dumb ass and hold a grudge against such provider for over a decade.......
Did you really forget that rule?

7. accept that hookers have the most complicated lives of any person you've probably ever met. see also rules 4 and 6. That depends on the type of lady you fancy.... Rule#....
Do your research and find a lady (instead of a bitch) to spend time with.

look…these girls are leading double lives. hobbyists don't lead double lives? See hookers during the week and go to church with their wife's/families on Sunday? they have families, they have friends, and maybe they even have children…or employers...none of whom know about this part of their life. they have periods, they have illnesses, and just like us… sometimes their cars break or the repair man shows up at an unexpected time. or, as we've seen, they may just be fucking crazy and stupid. regardless, if you want to fuck them, you have to understand and deal with all of it. Originally Posted by john_deere

Not all hobbyists see "fucking Crazy hookers" Many gentlemen prefer the company of a lady.

Rule #..... Don't stereotype sex workers. Realize that many providers are Educated, normal, everyday adult women that have chosen this career for many positive reasons. Majority of these successful providers are not the "popular" young girls, they tend to be usually over 40yrs old, their services include much more than a vagina, they are mature, confident, established, not afraid to speak their mind because someone tells her it will affect her business....these women/providers understand and know their worth.

Rule#.... Be a gentleman. A successful, "top notch" provider, will rarely agree to meet a hobbyist that refers to a lady as a "hooker, bitch" ..... These ladies have the option to choose a hobbyist that knows how to communicate with respect, not vulgarity. These ladies make love to their clients (they don't fuck) they establish friendships based on mutual respect. These ladies are a true GFE.....

you seem to think we've met before. we haven't.

and we never would have.

edit: and not just because i was never a member of aspd. lol

you seem to think we've met before. we haven't.

and we never would have. Originally Posted by john_deere

Rule #..... A smart provider will always have some sort of record/note to help her remember a "problem" hobbyist.....

You also claim to not read my posts.....

Damn.. Ms F holds one hell of a grudge. Glad I came out unscathed when I met her maybe 14 years ago. Would have put an end to my hobbying before it started.

Glad you are successful, sweetie. You have made your point. I think you can probably put this one to bed.

so, in light of a recent and poorly thought out blasting of a girl who didn't show up for an appointment, let me offer another rule…this may be the most important one of all…

7. accept that hookers have the most complicated lives of any person you've probably ever met. see also rules 4 and 6.

look…these girls are leading double lives. they have families, they have friends, and maybe they even have children…or employers...none of whom know about this part of their life. they have periods, they have illnesses, and just like us… sometimes their cars break or the repair man shows up at an unexpected time. or, as we've seen, they may just be fucking crazy and stupid. regardless, if you want to fuck them, you have to understand and deal with all of it. Originally Posted by john_deere

This goes back to my rule about giving second chances. Personally, when someone comes saying they got stood up that day then sees the lady a few says later they look a bit like an idiot. Look back in my post history and you'll see I've done exactly that. that's why I came to the whole line of thinking to give ladies a chance to make it up to you before you come whining on the board. Basically be quick to forgive and slow to action.

yup.

Damn.. Ms F holds one hell of a grudge. Glad I came out unscathed when I met her maybe 14 years ago. Would have put an end to my hobbying before it started.

Glad you are successful, sweetie. You have made your point. I think you can probably put this one to bed. Originally Posted by utrlbk1976

No grudge at all !!! Grudges give wrinkles!!! I want to conserve my beauty as long as possible.

I am glad you think you have gotten my point.... If only Doc Holiday understood the importance of the rules that have been stated, some repeatedly......

Maybe this rule will help Doc understand..... I will write it as simple as possible....

Rule #....If you see a lady who's fee is 250$, you should pay 250$. If you cannot afford her company, see a lady who's fee you can afford.! Is it really that difficult to understand??

Rule#..... If you have shorted a lady on her fee, you should man up and pay her the remaining of the fee you owe. I have her contact info if you need it.

Doc, This rule is extremely important, especially when your fee shorting habit has been outed in a thread with over 100 replies and over 1800 views.

Chances are.... She read it.

The last lady you shorted, could of coincidentally been in west Tx the last few days, and could of stumbled across this thread and has probably contacted.....Guess who???

Rule #..... If you want to end up in the Do Not See list of 99% of providers in Texas..... Follow Doc Holidays Rules.

Besos, Francisca

so, in light of a recent and poorly thought out blasting of a girl who didn't show up for an appointment, let me offer another rule…this may be the most important one of all… Originally Posted by john_deere

A rule for a cooling off period

As it has been pointed out before there should be a cooling off period of 72 hours before posting info on a NCNS or in this case a cancellation.

I'm not sure why guys think a NCNS should be posted as a review. A review is for a face to face meeting.

OK folks--- I'm still on page 6 but I'm going to post now.......

Get BACK on the original topic. That is about what rules you follow in hookering. No agendas- no calling out a certain member-- it is about what you do in general. Do not direct your post to a single person. That is not what the topic is about. If you want to do that then go post your own thread in the proper forum.

I'm going to leave the thread open in the hopes that you folks will get back on the topic. Please don't disappoint me. It was bad enough to come back from one day out of town to this manure of a derailment.