Is it just me or is it getting a little pricey up here?

  • Gbfsl
  • 06-23-2017, 10:38 AM
Oh baby..... I'm in need of your services... Originally Posted by Analeese
Just plain YUMMY! We must get that exam scheduled.

Sorry, but even us Doctor's have our needs.
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Maybe that's the issue.... Some if these guys grew up without fathers in the home...or even a father figure type...

Some might say your way of thinking is traditional...but I like it..

Where I came from....I didn't even have to pump my gas.... Men gladly do these kinds of things for you without question...as if they feel it's their job.. Originally Posted by Analeese
I'd like to say it's men's responsibility...it's an acknowledgement and duty...could never think otherwise.

I'll pump your gas for you, Analeese Clean your windshield, and check your air in the tires
  • grean
  • 06-23-2017, 10:47 AM
I agree micktoz, I think the men who treat any lady with the degree of respect inherent to their gender have better sessions with ladies. That's not just true in the P4P arena either. I rebuked my son in law the other day because my daughter's car was filthy. He then stated it was her car and tried to dismiss any responsibility. He had no father in the home...a good kid, but totally lacking in this area. He was never taught. I'm seeing more and more of this and it causes me to pause. Originally Posted by 2short@desky

I'm not trying to excuse your son in law. I will say my father was southern gentleman and being brought up to hold doors, say "yes, ma'am" instead of "yea", and other good manners toward the opposite sex aren't always met by the opposite sex favorably nowadays. Girls are wanting more independence from men and more responsibility than ever before.

More often than not now, pulling out a chair for a date is met with strange looks. I tried to give my 19 year old nephew some advise on manners for a date recently. He thought I sounded ridiculous.
  • Gbfsl
  • 06-23-2017, 10:48 AM
I apologize....it has been pointed out to me that "yummy" is not really a professional or proper medical term. I do sometimes slip into my civilian role.

But I stick to my original assessment..just plain YUMMY!!!
  • grean
  • 06-23-2017, 10:56 AM
Those services are not part of the free exam. I do not like to be accused of up selling or trying to run up the bill so I did not mention those services in my original post. But, of course, they are available if requested. Originally Posted by Gbfsl
Well that's very ethical of you, doctor.

I however, would recommend including tongue depressers.
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I'm not trying to excuse your son in law. I will say my father was southern gentleman and being brought up to hold doors, say "yes, ma'am" instead of "yea", and other good manners toward the opposite sex aren't always met by the opposite sex favorably nowadays. Girls are wanting more independence from men and more responsibility than ever before.

More often than not now, pulling out a chair for a date is met with strange looks. I tried to give my 19 year old nephew some advise on manners for a date recently. He thought I sounded ridiculous. Originally Posted by grean
Maybe this is one of the reasons never expanded in a previous thread about how we older guys do well in this setting....women really do appreciate being valued, and little gestures are natural for us. The younger set doesn't have a grasp for it.
Weird. You don't like to talk to them? That I cannot understand....you might as well stick your dick in a steak...it doesn't talk much. Bulls don't moo when they fuck either. No wonder your concern about prices, you think you're in a freaking grocery store buying hamburger and bitch about having to pass on the T-Bones.

I cannot imagine having the sensual sexual experience of my dick buried in a lady, the momentary intimacy and sharing, the touch and smell of her, the acknowledgement and consent she renders, all this without involving all the senses and all aspects of the brain, speech, and body interaction to their max. Why you wouldn't want the whole person is difficult for me to contemplate.

Maybe you should culture some respect for these ladies as individuals. The way I interpret you is that you consider these ladies as nothing more than a piece of meat..no more. That's awfully shallow. If I were a lady in this profession, I would consider a little price hike on you just to keep you away from me. Hell, if I were an in demand lady, I might even risk a bad review and not let you fuck me after you had a rock hard on just to teach you some manners.

Then the matter of we older guys disrupting your ability to play...when I was your age, getting laid was never a problem...sure, I would go through the normal patterns of dating etc....but I always had plenty of pussy. I still remember the day I enjoyed 4 ladies in one day...seriously, and none of them were P4P. It's vastly easier now than it was back then. So what's your problem?

Nowdays, I can lay with a wonderful hot lady, talk about kids, work, government, sex toys, John Deere tractors, and my first tricycle and hers as well and enjoy every second.... these ladies have value and deserve respect. I don't even like to call them providers...that's such a shaggy term. Originally Posted by 2short@desky
Although, I agree with most of everything you said, perhaps I have been perceived as too much of an asshole for my blunt comments on how to imagine a simple point. You can try to psychoanalyze me after reading a post and think that I dont care about providers. But I am in all honesty talking about certain people that just dont seem to be worth it, and a choice few people giving them financial reason not too. Im quite aware I dont have to see them, its not a new concept for me to bear, that if I dont like someone go see some else, cheaper. But can you still not understand what Im saying? Answers like Grace Preston and Analeese enlighten me, but I dont need a bunch of pseudo-intellectuals trying to give me life lessons in the form of a psychiatric evaluation. Lol

While they don't teach grammar in med school, I'm fairly certain that in order to pass the MCAT, you do need to have, at the bare minimum, basic College level writing skills in order to pass the writing portion. You know-- that little letter next to the number... Of course, on the new test, its merely part of the score itself, but since you're already a doctor-- you took the old form anyhow. Originally Posted by Grace Preston
Well then many apologies I may have forgotten that the eccie forum was on par with the MCAT. Everyone brings such good literary skills, maybe I should take the time to make sure that my you's are in the correct tense.

Funny you seem to be the most uneducated, cheapest, "doctor" here. I'm not a doctor but think they have to get a bachelors from a college that requires basic grammar skills.

And why are you sticking your dick in hamburger? Are you 14? Originally Posted by TheEccie214
Your comebacks are starting to get some flare. Calling me uneducated. Very original, love the way you came up with that one. Perhaps you should show the licensing board my flub, hopefully they will revoke me.

*baby voice* AWWW did little baby come up with a hamburger dick joke and call me a child... Perhaps everyone can judge what was worse a grammar inconsistency or your lame insults. I wonder which side they will pick...

And blanket statement to all the other cunts I dont want to address one by one:

Yes I do hold an MD degree from Borat's Kazakhstan. Most of you limp dicks come to my office as well. And the other rumors are true too, that because I said it on the eccie forum, it all has to be true. And we are super classy and love saying that word all the time, and have loads of cash from all the colonoscopies we give to everyone. Perhaps to further confirm this notion or my claims somebody would like to test my MLE knowledge. Ill make sure to dig up my first aid to answer, it was an open book exam, right?
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sounds like his handle will be remember ..
my loss
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And its not like you can get any other hooker in the same range. If you find a ratchet one thats worth her weight in gold chances are you keep going to her because you dont trust others to provide the same level of service versus their attractiveness. And when the hoe changes shit up on you and demands more... its a sad day. Hookers of old would turn over in their graves. From a time before womens rights. When women were always wrong. XD Originally Posted by unknown1647
This one says it all. Though I'm no pseudo-intellectual or intellectual, I am intelligent enough to understand how disparaging, cynical, and possessive this statement is. Reeks of helotry and servitude.
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I wish more douchebags would show their ass like this guy did.. makes life so much easier. Originally Posted by ~Ze~
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  • BLM69
  • 06-23-2017, 02:04 PM
Getting back to the subject of pricey pussy around here, if it's too pricey for you, go find some cheap pussy, they're still getting their pricey rates and I'm still fucking pussy for cheap, there's plenty of inventory for all budgets, bitching about rates will never get you anywhere.
Getting back to the subject of pricey pussy around here, if it's too pricey for you, go find some cheap pussy, they're still getting their pricey rates and I'm still fucking pussy for cheap, there's plenty of inventory for all budgets, bitching about rates will never get you anywhere. Originally Posted by BLM69
Perhaps you didnt see the 50 other people that, maybe you should say it a few more times, since I still dont know thats an option.
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  • BLM69
  • 06-23-2017, 02:15 PM
Perhaps you didnt see the 50 other people that, maybe you should say it a few more times, since I still dont know thats an option. Originally Posted by unknown1647
I got lost in all the DR. nonsense, take that BS to another fantasy board away from here
I got lost in all the DR. nonsense, take that BS to another fantasy board away from here Originally Posted by BLM69
Did you come to put us all back in line BLM? Lol

Damn we're misbehaving today