Any providers need to be rescued from the flood?

Not sure... I cant pass her screening.... butt I am determined to be the first to tap dat booty.....i would settle for second. Originally Posted by TryWeakly

As a tried and true GrkFrk, I'm right there with you TW. Do I have to take a number and get in line?

Actually I've come full circle, from biggest detractor to appreciative fan. Sexy and smart, what's not to like?

Btw you should review your booty cherry pop session. Would that be your first review? If so, helluva way to bust outta the hobby gates. Instant Eccie legend status.

I imagine it woukd be like getting the golden ticket...... that booty will be mine.........one day..........one day......

Part of the fun of a road trip is the scenery, not just the destination........


And I love when she sends me dirty text messages.... talkin dirty like "fuck you" and "get off my ass" .... TFF

(Just kidding on that second part... she wont return my texts...which makes that road trip sound even better) Originally Posted by TryWeakly

You can't pass her screening but yet yo have her number? How exactly does that work? Hmm....

If you post taint photos the truth will come out.

You can't pass her screening but yet yo have her number? How exactly does that work? Hmm.... Originally Posted by Alyssa71

Yes, I was told it was 281-555-1212 .....and remember I said I was kidding on that second part.

If you post taint photos the truth will come out. Originally Posted by pyramider

If only I could....if only I could......

Not really. Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Can't help stupid

Damage has already been done you psycho whore. Why would you do that to your doubles partners? Originally Posted by R.M.

Who is it you think I? Name a handle? I hear lots of insane buzzing but no actual claim. Afraid? Who is this handle you are angry at?

Mythos imma need to concur with you on this one. This is not altruism by any stretch.

Btw this thread makes me think there was something wrong with those mushrooms I had with my chicken soup. Wow, just fucking wow.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

I should have taken the blue pill.


I cant tell who R.M thinks I am, but I am guessing I am supposed to be someone in the Dorthy, Yummy, Dulce, Namo, ...(what was the one who changed the name's name but likes to lick butts?) War only she lacks the balls to come out and say it.

Which is too bad, I liked Dorthy, Yummy, Dulce and found that whole situation to be pretty fucked up.

Shrug

Dammit. I'm outta popcawn

Dammit. I'm outta popcawn Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Trader Joes, no lines.

... I am guessing I am supposed to be someone in the Dorthy, Yummy, Dulce, Namo, ...(what was the one who changed the name's name but likes to lick butts?) Originally Posted by Mythos

I was under the impression that all of those ladies like to tongue-punch fart-boxes.

I was under the impression that all of those ladies like to tongue-punch fart-boxes. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Idk. I just recall much ado being made over the name changing one. I'm not casting a stone.

Haha I love it when corny mandles start having meltdowns and still pretend to be clueless
The denial is strong with this one

I was under the impression that all of those ladies like to tongue-punch fart-boxes. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

I heard the CarolineDavenports shit didnt stink and her fartbox was safe to tongue punch. Is that true Mythos?

Btw Wtf happened? I take a short vacation and when I come back everything that was up is now down....

I heard of some houses like that, too.