Now, now, now...no lying on this site. Here is what I really said "My ass is still firmly attached and has never been in the hands of someone such as yourself. I don't swing that way. When it comes to firearms...yeah, compared to people like you, I am an expert."
I set the bar pretty low using you as an example of knowledge, but it is what it is. Compared to my late uncle, the special forces operator, I am not an expert. Compared to you and people like you, almost all of us are experts at something.