A polite reminder to the guys of things that should be perfectly obvious

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Greatest provider post ever.

I use one of these:



And there is also

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

excellent!!

Greatest provider post ever. Originally Posted by shazzan

My wife is awesome, alright...

So are you in Houston again yet?

Perhaps when I'm no longer carrying a fetus in my womb. Originally Posted by Valerie

I will be your baby's poppa if he is not in the picture. I play baseball or can record ballerina recitals. Let me know.

^^^^
:facepalm:

I will be your baby's poppa if he is not in the picture. I play baseball or can record ballerina recitals. Let me know. Originally Posted by MrMeckels

Please die.

Please die. Originally Posted by Valerie

So polite. Yummy loves her some Val!

This thread is amazing - in a bad way.

That there has to be a rule about "don't take a shit" - and people want to argue about it. Unreal. Drink more water and eat fiber. You aren't there to shit - you are there to fuck.

Norelco body shaver. It doesn't hurt. It's cheap. Buy one. Use it. You pluck your ballz? Fail.

Shitters and pluckers - give up.

This thread is amazing - in a bad way.

That there has to be a rule about "don't take a shit" - and people want to argue about it. Unreal. Drink more water and eat fiber. You aren't there to shit - you are there to fuck.

Norelco body shaver. It doesn't hurt. It's cheap. Buy one. Use it. You pluck your ballz? Fail.

Shitters and pluckers - give up. Originally Posted by idiot savant

I'm at the point that I would ALMOST prefer he would just take a dump than leave streaks on my sheets... I IMAGINE, MOST OF US, offer showers. I don't mind if you take a quick rinse...

So polite. Yummy loves her some Val! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

And I love you sexy bitch xxx

I'm at the point that I would ALMOST prefer he would just take a dump than leave streaks on my sheets...(How about uh, neither?) I IMAGINE, MOST OF US, offer showers. I don't mind if you take a quick rinse... Originally Posted by Camille Fox

And yes, showers should be mandatory regardless. Any numpty that turns up to my flat is told they will need to shower, should they decline then I simply respond with, "That's fine honey, we can just talk, because anything you want me touching will need to be washed first."...Needless to say, they always shower.

This is great. This should be placed sticky and and a MUST READ before contacting providers. Nice

It is a sticky, but you can post some taint photos.

So I read through this whole thread and it is about as sexy
as an afternoon of lawnmower repair.

This thread in ten words or less.

Have more common scene than the average garden slug........Got it.