Dont Answer the Question

Mr No Confidence's Avatar
Life is just a run away car, and little kids in the school zone are just speed bumps!




If dolphins had hands would they rule the world?
Mr No Confidence's Avatar
Hey lady candy ass, let me lick your flesh, and engulf myself in your funky soul.


How do you boil corn flakes again?
St.Mateo's Avatar
You piss on them.....


What do the Tooth Fairy, Linda Lovelace and
Albert Einstein have in common?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...What do the Tooth Fairy, Linda Lovelace and
Albert Einstein have in common? Originally Posted by St.Mateo
Petroleum Jelly

What are Phobos and Deimos?
St.Mateo's Avatar
Two moons circling the planet Klingon

Who let the dogs out?
The chickens that ate the waffles.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Mariah Moore's Avatar
69

Monica Belluci or Betty White? Originally Posted by St.Mateo

Lady GaGa


How do you get to Dallas?
monkish's Avatar
You tickle his funny bone.

Whatever happened to all the fun in the world?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...Whatever happened to all the fun in the world? Originally Posted by monkish
You'll find it in a pawnshop, on a corner, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Does anybody know Avogadro's number?
St.Mateo's Avatar
1-3/0-867-5309, I think Jenny will answer

The Beatles or Milli Vanilli?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...The Beatles or Milli Vanilli? Originally Posted by St.Mateo
Banana cream pie with bleu cheese dressing.

Where does electricity go after you've used it?
St.Mateo's Avatar
Back to the Future....

Who is John McClain?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...Who is John McClain? Originally Posted by St.Mateo
Son of an admiral...POW/Vietnam war hero...pilot USN...Senator, Arizona...beer distributor extraordinaire (who has yet to "Die Hard".)

Where would you find a euphonium?
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Son of an admiral...POW/Vietnam war hero...pilot USN...Senator, Arizona...beer distributor extraordinaire (who has yet to "Die Hard".)

Where would you find a euphonium?
Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist
At the bottom ofa active volcano

If the plural of goose is geese why isnt the plural of moose meese?
mmcqtx's Avatar
Because Ed Meese would sue.

Why is pepperoni the most popular topping on pizza when people rarely eat pepperoni otherwise?