My annual bashing of the Dallas Cowboys

WHY won't you make the bet for your team? If I had anything of value someone wanted I would make the bet the Chargers will make the Super Bowl (and in fact I have).

The only reason we call you pizza boy is because you react like such a little girl.

But you are smart, I am trying to stir up shit with you. Isn't that exactly what you were doing? Why do you own the patent?

The Chargers have Norv as the coach. What has he done to incite such a hissy for Charger fans? Beat the cowgirls in the preseason?

preseason is not a game

We've won more than 1 playoff game in the last 15 years.

Had two of the better quarterbacks in the league, the best running back, the best linebacker and corner . . . and still cannot get it done.

Corner?

Are you talking about the Chargers?

We have not had a shutdown corner who supports the run since maybe Gil Byrd.

And yes, the Chargers have been unable to win a Superbowl. I am very happy with their success and have enjoyed the seasons over the years but have been dissappointed in the end.

I guess Chargers fan are a but like Rangers fans. We are happy with success but don't go insane and jump off bridges when they don't win it all. Now Lakers fan are more like Cowboys fans. We expect to win it all, every year. The difference is we (Lakers fans) get to the championship more often than not.

I have never been a cowgirl fan. Just look at my sig line. I have enjoyed the futility of the cowgirls all these years.

Didn't Cromartie play for San Diego? I might be wrong but it does not matter. The Norvs will probably go nowhere this year. Just teasing their fans and then reality sets in . . .

Cromartie did play for San Diego. He had one decent season and even then he was horrible against the run. He made a name for himself by intercepting P Manning 3 times in one game. The Chargers traded him for a reason and it wasn't because he was a top CB.

Hey I was entertained all year then the Jets ripped our hearts out. Was a tough loss (by the way you know who gave up on the winning TD by the Jets? Cromartie).

Ok Dallas, tonight its for real, lets see just how the year will be for the Cowboys. You know how I feel, so

Turn out the lights, the party's over, they say that all good things must end"

Or I offer the following for your listening pleasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d87c4i3kZIA

14 and 2 Originally Posted by piquant2009

That's about as likely as 2 and 14. LOL just kidding, only losing the overrated Tony Romo would crash and burn Dallas to a disaster season of that type. But remember they are just one sack away from .. Jon Kitna! I'm a casual Cowgirlies fan because my Dolphins suck. Ah the glory years of Csonka and Danno, alas they are as outta style as Leisure suits! Just like that song said .. "somewhere in the middle" is where Da Cowgirlies will finish. 10-4 if they play well is my prediction. That would get them into the playoffs most years.



by the way checking the Dallas roster page on Yahoo .. how the F can THIS be right??? what happened to that 68 zillion dollar contract Jerry gave him a few years ago??

Quarterbacks

Quarterbacks No Player 2010 Salary
Kitna, Jon QB 6-2 230 $4,000,000
McGee, Stephen QB 6-3 222 $842,000
Romo, Tony QB/HLD 6-2 223 $625,980

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/dal/roster

Lol. The earth is one asteroid away from destruction. Duh! Who WOULDN'T miss their starting QB, genius?!!

We've won more than 1 playoff game in the last 15 years. Originally Posted by Boltfan

Bolt ole buddy...how many Superbowls have the Chargers won ever?? lol. At least they did play in one.

Houston and Tennessee looked damn good today.

Halftime at the Cowboys game...they are looking like their old bumblin' stumblin' selves. Surely they'll settle down in the second half.

Lol. The earth is one asteroid away from destruction. Duh! Who WOULDN'T miss their starting QB, genius?!! Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

Probably you. i find this highly amusing. let me edimacate ya some more

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, 1601

now let me update for modern times

Cry havoc and let slip the Cowboys of failure!

i can't wait for the Dallas Morning News rip-job tomorrow. Jerry should fire up his private jet and leave the team in Washington LOL. It was a former Texas player, Brian Orakpo that got held by the neck several times that ended the Cowgirlies' improbable comeback. They HAD the foreskins, knife in hand for the circumcision and they cut their own wankers off instead.

Sweet Dreams Cowgirlies.

Bolt ole buddy...how many Superbowls have the Chargers won ever?? lol. At least they did play in one.
Originally Posted by cookie man

Always the statement made by Raiders fans and Cowboys fans. At some point you have to live in the present.

If we are going to use Dr. Brown's time machine we have won AFL Championships.


Oh, nice job today Cowboys. Nice.

Oh, nice job today Cowboys. Nice. Originally Posted by Boltfan

Definitely on the same page on this one Boltfan! amusing watching Tony Homo's last second heroics go down in flames. They had it. NOT! of course if they had gotten that TD then would we have seen another Tony-like botched snap on the PAT? This team looks like one at least at this point in the season that'll find a way to crash and burn.

cheer up it's a long season!