To the gents - Whats your fee if roles were reversed

One more thing...

I'm high-class, so a 6 pack of beer and porkskins won't work for me.

I only work for a bottle of Moscato and Funyuns.

Moscato=BFE

Moscato + Funyuns=PSE

LMAO!!!

Dammm he needs one of Daddy Cats, pimp slaps for sure....i think he gonna be workn over time for this shit while we all get to chill around the keg....haha DH, make Daddys money...bitch, cause we aint payn daddy your share this time....if your gonna be in the family you have to earn your keep. Originally Posted by babydollsnow

That bitch don't neva do what I tell him to!

One more thing...

I'm high-class, so a 6 pack of beer and porkskins won't work for me.

I only work for a bottle of Moscato and Funyuns.

Moscato=BFE

Moscato + Funyuns=PSE

LMAO!!! Originally Posted by IceCreamMan

oh shit......i just got Funyuns, Daddy Cat is tooo busy pimp slapping DH to give me the money for the Moscato

One more thing...

I'm high-class, so a 6 pack of beer and porkskins won't work for me.

I only work for a bottle of Moscato and Funyuns.

Moscato=BFE

Moscato + Funyuns=PSE

LMAO!!! Originally Posted by IceCreamMan

I'll take the Moscato, for BFE, thanks.....hold the PSE, not sure I will be ready for that with you.....We might add you to Mila's and I all-star team.

Don't bring me that cheap kind of Moscato that's $6. I want the good stuff from HEB that's $10. Moscato D'Asti
LOL

BTW, I'd love to be part of you and Mila's all-star team!

You know I just wanted to say thank you to all the ladies for allowing us aspiring male providers to use this thread to get our names out there lol now if we could just get you ladies to take us serious and take us up on our offers lmao

What?
Those PM's weren't real?

Well boardman I can't speak for you lol

Ladies, here's what you'll look like after our session. Unlimited free covers and a complimentary fire extingisher with every visit. PM me.

Ya know I think a couple of weeks ago I had one look like that after we were done. She was satisfied to say the least...twice

Ladies, here's what you'll look like after our session. Unlimited free covers and a complimentary fire extingisher with every visit. PM me.

Originally Posted by rwksl

WTF is that, Fallout?

Is anybody offering FREE mustaches rides around here!!!!!!
Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

This was from my younger days.... everything is gray now... including my skintone... BUt the good news is ... I can still humm... that dang mustache vibrates when I do...

Ladies, here's what you'll look like after our session. Unlimited free covers and a complimentary fire extingisher with every visit. PM me.

Originally Posted by rwksl

i think im gonna pass on this one....at least till i deliever the baby!!!

damm

I'll take the Moscato, for BFE, thanks.....hold the PSE, not sure I will be ready for that with you.....We might add you to Mila's and I all-star team. Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Hold on now! Where is the cute pimp-rhyme? Where is the picture of the "Fly Ride"?!?

How are these fine Mangina's supposed to KNOW they are getting on a Winning Team unless you got the PROOF to back it up???

BTW..... I'm more of a BP providing kinda guy, or a B/S Agency.... Pics of Hugh Jackman, and I show up looking like Ethan Suplee.... and if you actually get me to put out... I'm robotic, everything is covered and you aren't allowed to touch me.

But I make up for it by having really colorful adds on 5000 boards with 1000 different names and I always charge a higher rate so I make myself look "LEGIT" or "HIGH CLASS", and I show up in the Alerts Section every other week under one of my aliases...... Damn Brooke keeps busting me!


JaD

i think im gonna pass on this one....at least till i deliever the baby!!!

damm Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Sad news is that depending on how big that baby is... with your small frame....... that may be you right after childbirth!

OUCH!!