Most providers would never do this but...

dtymh55's Avatar
My name and my hobby name are the same.
Even when i was new id have enough sense not to do that. What an idiot.
rduke4923's Avatar
O Wakeup.... if you had half a brain you still would be retarded and qualify for the special Olympics.

the only thing you add to this site is bs drabble, snarky posts, cheesy thoughts and NO information what So EVER about any ladies you reviews (I mean 4 reviews of food places is considered an AWESOME contribution) and you live on here..

and on the odd chance you had a penis and was seeing ladies, why not post a review or would that ruin that special bond you have with Valerie your wife on the board?

I am sure others think you are the class clown (or is it the ASS Clown? - I suppose either would work) but you seem to meddle in stuff you know nothing about, you comment about it to ridicule, when someone posts about a session and give the lady a YES you are quick to negate saying 'too much Ink" or something you do not like about the lady.... guess what? you did not have a session with her.... hell according to your own account here, you have NEVER had a session with anyone.... or as least post about it. What's the matter? Afraid someone might criticize your session and or choice of lady?


Either post real reviews or SHUT UP about others and their reviews.


I say bring your A game but you DON'T HAVE ONE to bring... you are pathetic little man hiding out on a hooker board with a pretend wife... Originally Posted by Mr. GPop
And the winner is!
Well said
Absolutely one of my worst fears.
rduke4923's Avatar
[QUOTE=Wakeup;1056063797]Alyssa isn't here to get the message...have Zanzibar deliver it...[/QUOTE

Obsessed????
Alyssa isn't here to get the message...have Zanzibar deliver it... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Obsessed???? Originally Posted by rduke4923
Obviously.....yes.
Wakeup's Avatar
Just wait...it's going to get better once she gets back...
That's so 1990's

The new drill is to yell:

Help !!!

This is not my Hooker !!!

This is not my Hooker !!! Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
I thought the new drill was to yell..

"Bad whore...Bad whore"...
  • Sonya
  • 11-25-2014, 08:17 AM
Oh now that just makes me want to bent over your lap and spanked while you say, " Bad whore, bad whore." Le sigh.
I have just added it to the long list of things I'm going to do...after we both get back from holiday...

"Bad whore...baaaaddd whooorreeee"
Dorian Gray's Avatar
.... I will act like the whore is a bat shit psychopath. But if she keeps at her shit, a good ole loud and public "GTFO of my face you psycho whore. I'm not (hobby name). Help!!!! Stranger Danger, Stranger Danger"!!!!! will suffice. Originally Posted by junglemonkey
LadyMoxie's Avatar
Wow! How stupid is that on her part! That's a GOLDEN RULE you must NEVER break!
^Damn...hot avatar pic of you...very nice. meow..
Even when i was new id have enough sense not to do that. What an idiot. Originally Posted by Kammye
Exactly! Its kinda common sense...

...ok , it IS common sense.
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 11-25-2014, 09:30 AM

What you don't think there are any UTR hookers in the Galleria...Uptown Park or Highland Village.... Originally Posted by SNL9933