In response to comment made by howiefeltersnatch

I just LUV me some happy endings. You two kids have fun...

[SuperDuper Private]..and Howie, don't be surprised if she punches you in the dick. She gets off to that shit. Just don't tell her that I told you. [/SuperDuperPrivate]

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

I just LUV me some happy endings. You two kids have fun...

[SuperDuper Private]..and Howie, don't be surprised if she punches you in the dick. She gets off to that shit. Just don't tell her that I told you. [/SuperDuperPrivate]

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Me? Dick punch someone?!?
Why that wouldn't be very princess like of me if I punched him in his peen?! I'd be worried more about my fist popping him in his backhole. Lotion is slippery you know, "accidents" happen.
( btw there's an extra charge for accidents )
I agreed to see the asstard under condition that he change his tampon, take some midol, apologize and write an HONEST review. Although looking at his page for the first time, seeing he has no referrals and only a review which ironically he posted A YEAR AND A HALF after seeing her ( ha muthafuckin ha)
The session might not happen.. Going to need a couple refs from active providers that will vouch..(dem the rules yo)
We will see though..
Too be continued..........
Oh before I forget.. I'm 5'2,140lbs,a little mommy tummy but not bad,very nice firm natural 36ddds ( not pancakes )
Long RED hair to my waist. And "attentive" to the ones I favor but fuck a GFE.
Just adding that in case "SOMEONE" has any inquires

Goodmorning by the way Ladies and G's,
Hope everyone enjoys their Sunday Funday!

She's fiesty ... me likey ...

LoL @ ur_mom

She gives a great massage but I guess I am not one of her faves but that's ok too.

You do need to have patience due to her RW schedule.

SF

LoL @ ur_mom

She gives a great massage but I guess I am not one of her faves but that's ok too.

You do need to have patience due to her RW schedule.

SF Originally Posted by SpursFan

YMMV (I think that's the correct term)


That's the wonderful thing about being "independent"

Holy shit, someone ran this little tugboat straight into the jetties.

Memo to tards: If you're gonna' send private messages, it's kind of important to make sure that they are addressed properly, that way, they go to the proper recipient.

It would suck, for example, if *ahem* someone was inquiring about someone else and said inquiry were to accidentally be sent to the subject of that inquiry instead of the intended party.

*That*, my friends, is called, 'shitting the bed', and I can guarantee you that if this happens with certain individuals, you will receive one of these...don't ask how I know...lol



And thus concludes todays lesson.

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Hey ur mom nice you mentioned a complete lie. Thanks now im popular and no on your to do oist. Lmfao beat you to that one already. Aka your version. Cool kaboom thanks.

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Hey ur mom nice you mentioned a complete lie. Thanks now im popular and no on your to do oist. Lmfao beat you to that one already. Aka your version. Cool kaboom thanks. Originally Posted by davetheone

Hahaha no mames! if you'd like I can post the pms between us and let people decide who's lying, although I don't think anyone gives 2shits. I don't speak up unless it's bullshit. And you sir are full of it. But happy for you about finding popularity of here, must be a great accomplishment for you buddy! If you have any further complaints or comments feel free to send them to www.eatmyshit.com oh and don't forget to enter in the drawing for a free 1000$ target gift card, just enter 528 at www.suckmytaint.com
Bless your heart, happy holidays

LOL SMOKE SOMETHING BIIIITCH!!

Originally Posted by i-town

FML lol

Originally Posted by i-town

Love it! I'll have to steal this one!

Wow talking about shitting where you eat. Never seen her but now I am afraid to. I could be topic of conversation.

Wow talking about shitting where you eat. Never seen her but now I am afraid to. I could be topic of conversation. Originally Posted by travelerman

Why would YOU be subject of conversation sir?

Why would YOU be subject of conversation sir? Originally Posted by ur_mom

I believe he was referring to the fact that you've commented on Dave and Steve as well as the original howie... Suggested you've kept screen shots, etc... And if travelerman were to do something not to your liking, or had a bad case of 'swamp ass', you'd talk about him or the events on an open board when that info would be expected to remain between the two of you.

Why would YOU be subject of conversation sir? Originally Posted by ur_mom

Ur_mom, you have opened your mouth and proved you are a psychotic whore. I'm sure many guys no longer feel safe doing business with you after this episode.