Biggest Turn Off, that one thing that really bugs you???

Yeah, babies and honeys and huns have a condescending impersonal
tone, whether they are meant to or not.

Like being compared to generic beer.

Yall got that sugar. Originally Posted by bojulay
Latest one I got is "sweet pea"... Really?


Her bbbj is out of this world so I'm dealing with it but come on!


Biggest one for me is responses. My travel and work schedule are booked solid so I'm often trying to book a week or two in advance. When I don't get responses timely it leaves me wondering if they're ignoring me or waiting until closer to the time. A simple note to say lets connect when it gets closer is awesome because now I know it's not the ignore.


I know I'm in the minority but I don't think the courtesy of a reply, even if its no thanks, is too much to ask.


Love this thread, great info from the ladies (nothing I'm guilty of thankfully!), keep it coming!
Weird, made a post here, see it in my history but don't see it in thread...

Edit: nvm, must have been a page thing, wasn't seeing page 7 as an option, apologies for double post
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  • 01-04-2014, 12:48 PM
Sweaty Balls are a thing of the past... This stuff works well... http://www.freshballs.com/us/.
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Biggest turn off is bad breath and smelly cock and balls omg makes me gag
My destruction was back in the ASPD.. met a ATF and bingo she knoe exactly h0w to sensuous sexier, and got he Hooke,, she knew exactly how to twist me around her finger, and i "Fell In LOVE'
They years ahead began to mot complaciment, I bout her diamonds/pearld many of mink coatfor her / cars and yes a houe, for her kids to grown in ,, i also h=knew her husband dhoude up so he live there hi vactations with them,,i pay... I find myself in a posiition od accepting all they and dont want to let go..smuck i am. but my love is so seep it would jell me,out... I cant let a day go be without thoughts of her... no dobts in my mind I an taking advantage od and get a piece of ass every once in a while and makes me smile....my stony!!!!!!
Good Hygiene.. Don't crawl up on my massage table with toilet paper stuck between your ass. Ewwww. Originally Posted by Sami
At least he attempted to wipe his tush! I would've died of laughter once I saw the evidence.

Good Hygiene is always a must. It doesn't have to be perfect, (I like the smell of male pheromones), but if you are ever in doubt, take a shower with the provider and indulge in shower sex!
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CHEAP IS SUCH A TURNOFF!!!! IF YOU WANT CHEAP GO TO BACKPAGE!!!
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The Hygiene Issue.
Don't lie to me and tell me you showered before you got here and then I can SMELL YOU on my hand, face, blanket, EVERYTHING.

You wonder why I just did a half ass job barely sucking your dick, refused to lick your balls, and cut the session short, and said, just pay me x amount? Well, that's why. You did NOT shower just before you got there. I even offered for you to shower.

I'm not a fan of direct confrontation, so this is to WHOMEVER will be in my presence again, or to those guys in the future. I am a big fan of sucking cock.
I'M VERY GOOD AT IT.
It turns me on.

But if you make me hate it, things will not go well in the future. No, no, NO.

And that's how I really feel.

I also am not a huge fan of a lot of pubic hair, but I know some of you guys can't help it due to the SO, so it is what it is. Originally Posted by tntangie
+1 this is so true. Or sometimes, I can tell that a gent did shower, however.... he did not lift his leg and wash with soap the area between the balls and asshole. Or they took a crap after they washed.. or they sweat so profusely that they have major b.o. under their arms. It really sucks when this happens... I love to suck cock and lick balls too, but not when the odor kills me and it does stick around. Thanks to the majority of you who are as meticulous as I am with grooming and bathing, it makes the job I love so much more FUN!!!
+1 this is so true. Or sometimes, I can tell that a gent did shower, however.... he did not lift his leg and wash with soap the area between the balls and asshole. Or they took a crap after they washed.. or they sweat so profusely that they have major b.o. under their arms. It really sucks when this happens... I love to suck cock and lick balls too, but not when the odor kills me and it does stick around. Thanks to the majority of you who are as meticulous as I am with grooming and bathing, it makes the job I love so much more FUN!!! Originally Posted by Holly Love
This reminds me when I saw a gent, and we were doing 69, and besides the horrible, 8 o'clock shadow beard scraping my tender rose petals, some crust from his asshole area and taint fell on my face...can you scream "EW!"

Never seen him again. So, yes, crusty asses are a turn off.
I hate when a potential client will email me and expect a response in 5 min or less. Some of us have lives outside of the hobby and might possibly be taking care of RW responsibilities. Do not blow up my email, pm, or texts. I will respond when I can. Give us a little breathing room please.
This reminds me when I saw a gent, and we were doing 69, and besides the horrible, 8 o'clock shadow beard scraping my tender rose petals, some crust from his asshole area and taint fell on my face...can you scream "EW!"

Never seen him again. So, yes, crusty asses are a turn off. Originally Posted by Eva Damita
Tender rose petals - love it!
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The winner so far seems to be hygiene.

Dudes, do the gals a favor and wash up your lower half when you
get to her incall, takes what, about 5 minutes with just a little soap
and water in the tub, you don't have to take a full shower if you are
already clean and the little peace of mind you are giving the lady
by doing it will be well rewarded.

Maybe just me but I always thought this was a given.
I let a girl know that I am clean but that I want to be
just washed clean for her.

Think of it from the girls perspective, she might wondering if you
are going to be the next smelly crusty ass or not, wouldn't you want
to put her mind at ease before you start.

Do you want her to enjoy a hot session or think she is involved in
an autopsy on a five day old corpse.

Sorry if that was a little too real.
Tender rose petals - love it! Originally Posted by EasyLover214
They are. I sometimes have to remind gents to not be so rough and a pussy is a rose - "come a little closer, I want to fuck your nose" (Trina voice)

Gentle licks, no suction like you're lifting a bowling ball up with your mouth/suction...
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My destruction was back in the ASPD.. met a ATF and bingo she knoe exactly h0w to sensuous sexier, and got he Hooke,, she knew exactly how to twist me around her finger, and i "Fell In LOVE'
They years ahead began to mot complaciment, I bout her diamonds/pearld many of mink coatfor her / cars and yes a houe, for her kids to grown in ,, i also h=knew her husband dhoude up so he live there hi vactations with them,,i pay... I find myself in a posiition od accepting all they and dont want to let go..smuck i am. but my love is so seep it would jell me,out... I cant let a day go be without thoughts of her... no dobts in my mind I an taking advantage od and get a piece of ass every once in a while and makes me smile....my stony!!!!!! Originally Posted by Hawk555
i think she dumped you because you are illiterate. not sure if you will know what illiterate means though.
I love TUMA...I understand you have a "desk job". BUT Pleaseeeee......QUOTE=bojulay; 1054803209]The winner so far seems to be hygiene.

Dudes, do the gals a favor and wash up your lower half when you
get to her incall, takes what, about 5 minutes with just a little soap
and water in the tub, you don't have to take a full shower if you are
already clean and the little peace of mind you are giving the lady
by doing it will be well rewarded.

Maybe just me but I always thought this was a given.
I let a girl know that I am clean but that I want to be
just washed clean for her.

Think of it from the girls perspective, she might wondering if you
are going to be the next smelly crusty ass or not, wouldn't you want
to put her mind at ease before you start.

Do you want her to enjoy a hot session or think she is involved in
an autopsy on a five day old corpse.

Sorry if that was a little too real.[/QUOTE]