Weirdest Place You Had Sex

There is no weird place to have sex. Only a stupid place which would be on your honeymoon.

I had sex in one of those prebuilt shower stalls on a Lowe's aisle.

Next to some RR tracks in a very bad area of town at 2am

In the parking lot of a church

In high school a long time ago, in the walk-in cooler at Mcdonalds while we were closing up the restaurant on top of boxes of French fries. It was a really cold quickie and we couldn't look at French fries anymore with a straight face.

In a storage unit.

On the captains chair on the bridge of USS Kitty Hawk (an aircraft carrier) with the night time view of the San Diego skyline and the empty flight deck outside the bridge windows.

There is no weird place to have sex. Only a stupid place which would be on your honeymoon. Originally Posted by Frauenheld

Spill it! :-)

In the basement of a church.
On top of a fire tower in the woods.
On the hood of a car in a parking lot at 3am
In a random room in the Charleston WV civic center while the circus was performing downstairs.
Under the dome of the WV state capitol at 2AM

I had sex in a Target dressing room & also at church once. Bad bad girl!

I wonder... most of your answers are at the CHURCH. WHYYY???

Church is the place where you aren't supposed to show your sin publicly. It is GUILT that is why. Fear not! G-d loves you everywhere and it is hard to believe that HE doesn't want you to enjoy life. At least these people were not in the middle of a prayer session and the minister was not telling everyone to find the person next to them and do whatever feels good. The closest I have come was encouragement from the pulpit to put your arm around a stranger and bless them. Hugging does feel good. To keep in line with the topic. I did it at the ball park under a blanket. I just can't imagine what would have happened if the blanket came off and the TV cameras grabbed a quick shot for the overhead. It couldn't have been worse than the guy who streaked across center field and was carried away.

Glass elevator at the Bonaventure Hotel downtown Los Angeles
Banquet Room at the Davenport Hotel - Spokane
Opah Restaurant bathroom - Aliso Viejo, CA
Haunted House Ride - Disneyworld, Orlando
And the best one...
Right in the middle of a crowded night club..nobody knew we were fucking because we were sitting in a dark booth, she was wearing a mini skirt and sitting on my lap. I pulled my cock out through my zipper and left my pants up...all the while people/friends would come up and say hello or just b.s. nobody ever knew my dick was in her. It was a slow grind kind of fuck but never the less super hot.

Getting fucked against a large glass window high above the city was pretty hot too!

That's right!...let me add one more..

The night I fucked Nicolet against the window of my hotel suite overlooking Canal St. - NOLA...that was hot!!

Getting fucked against a large glass window high above the city was pretty hot too! Originally Posted by Nicolet

On top of a park table at midnight, nothing obscuring the view :-)
Burlington dressing room stall.
On the outside of a bar against the wall at midnight.
In a hospital. Lol.

Blowjob in my car in a church parking lot by the La Villita area in San Antonio. Twice.

Blowjob in car while driving thru the Home of the Lost Pines on Hwy 21 on a beautiful sunny day on a huge 56 Chevy Bel Air with all the windows down.

All three of the above were pleasant surprises offered up by my lovely and adventurous companions at the time.