Review: No LMCC for Me!

Let’s do karoke, J...,lol

Wait... so you just sat there??? lol dude how long have you have been in the game??? You could politely ask where you can undress and if it's okay to get comfortable, not just sit there and talk haha maybe she thought you weren't into her or the session after meeting or got cold feet. We can't expect the red carpet every time with every lady.

8 pages so far and no butt picture?

Please and thank you.

Wait... so you just sat there??? lol dude how long have you have been in the game??? You could politely ask where you can undress and if it's okay to get comfortable, not just sit there and talk haha maybe she thought you weren't into her or the session after meeting or got cold feet. We can't expect the red carpet every time with every lady. Originally Posted by Agent210

I would have if she'd put down her phone and concentrated on me for a minute or two. She made calls and texted, so I figured it wasn't time yet. She also never smiled, giving me more of a glare. None of that inspired me to get naked.

I wasn't sad to pick up my money and leave with a boner it was just bad communications and bad chemistry.

Is the shit still trending?....damn

I would have if she'd put down her phone and concentrated on me for a minute or two. She made calls and texted, so I figured it wasn't time yet. She also never smiled, giving me more of a glare. None of that inspired me to get naked.

I wasn't sad to pick up my money and leave with a boner it was just bad communications and bad chemistry. Originally Posted by OldYeller

Fuck off lol If I had put my phone down?
My phone died. It sat on the charger over 10min.
10 awkward minutes.
I picked it up again right after (which if mods allow I can post a cropped time-stamped screenshot) I said I had another appt soon so we needed to get started and that I would only have time for a hh not full hour anymore. I texted him at 11:03 to say fml I didn't think I could make it at noon. At 11:05 I texted him back giving him an explanation to why I couldn't make his appt on time. Honestly, I think you only came in because you thought I was gonna just let you slide in on the fly session. You where already making faces when I'd shut the bedroom room. You used the bathroom twice. I made A phone call. Uno singular not plural. A phone conversation you heard Between that person and I which I made it a point to say out loud that I would be busy with an appt for hour then another at noon. Which is why him and I agreed to picking up that prop early morning instead. That phone call is time-stamped at 10:46am and was 1 minute 19 sec long. My phone sat left alone on the charger from the minute Nard and I hung up until I picked it up at 11:03 to text the noon appt.(again if mods allow I'll post the time-stamped screenshot) YET you just sat there, On the massage table that's was ready to use. I even turned the heat up thinking maybe that's why you still hadn't taken off your coat. The glare part is bullshit. It was more of an awkward why the fuck is he still sitting there kind of look. And Im always smiling and laughing... Mainly at the retarded shit posted on this board.

Pretty fucking dramatic for just a fucking hand job.
This shit storm is six fucking pages long.
SIX FUCKING PAGES.
You don't need inspiration, You need a fucking hug. Just don't look over here bc I'm not going to do it. Lol
Stop crying, tuck your bottom lip back in and LET IT GO.
You'll be alright.

Yaaa!! Form fitting dress!!!

I prefer topples and g-strings hehe or we talking formal wear?? Tight is good yes sir

LOL!

I thought you were gonna post a full body shot, including your badonkadonk to put to rest these guys saying you got a big badonkakdonk.

Quoted from earlier in this thread:

LMCC: "My hair is blue. Just blue.I'm actually 5'2 160. Don't have much ass boob yes butt no. "

Old Yeller: "Butt no? Post a picture of yourself from the side and have a poll. Maybe you can't see it, but that's a big butt!" Originally Posted by tpepsi

Its just the dress.

God dam ur so fine!! Fuck.

U do have a nice rump! I want u bad!

I say he dodged a bullet.

Damn, guys. I realize it is all in the eye of the beholder, but to say she is fine!!! Come on!!!

Damn, guys. I realize it is all in the eye of the beholder, but to say she is fine!!! Come on!!! Originally Posted by Xesaddict

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Well lmcc, I must be honest and say I sure don't look anything like that slob on the couch! Hehe. U are more than welcome to ask some of the ladies I've been with. Awww, why did u take ur picture down? I wasn't finished licking my computer screen yet. Damn I wish this site was scratch and sniff!!