Civilian, Semi-Pro, UTR status?

Thanks for being agreeable and open minded. I have enough difficult people at work...
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Being a utr hooker isn't a brand new concept. This shit shouldn't be that complicated. ijs...
So, are you coming over?
Oilmano's Avatar
I don't post much...kinda UTR myself. I found quite the situation recently where I figured a UTR provider could exploit it very well. I travel frequently for work and most hotels and some of the nicer motels have a happy hour. The girl that works the happy hour is usually good looking and VERY friendly. Of course she is working on tips so the friendlier she is the more she makes. There were not very many gentleman attending the happy hr and the ones that were there were not of A class good looking material. I flirted with her sort of aggressively and tipped her well ($100 in all) and ended up with her in my room 15 min after happy hr ended which turned into an exciting night. Pretty decent scenario for a gal that wants P4P. She gets to scout out all the gentleman and pick. Seems like a win/win. And, to her advantage she has said gentleman liquored up a bit.
I don't post much...kinda UTR myself. I found quite the situation recently where I figured a UTR provider could exploit it very well. I travel frequently for work and most hotels and some of the nicer motels have a happy hour. The girl that works the happy hour is usually good looking and VERY friendly. Of course she is working on tips so the friendlier she is the more she makes. There were not very many gentleman attending the happy hr and the ones that were there were not of A class good looking material. I flirted with her sort of aggressively and tipped her well ($100 in all) and ended up with her in my room 15 min after happy hr ended which turned into an exciting night. Pretty decent scenario for a gal that wants P4P. She gets to scout out all the gentleman and pick. Seems like a win/win. And, to her advantage she has said gentleman liquored up a bit. Originally Posted by Oilmano
Nicely done!
Wakeup's Avatar
However, like I said, these aren't girls looking to get started on ECCIE. They all know about ECCIE and aren't interested. That why I said I probably shouldn't have posted here... Originally Posted by LilMynx69
Then why the fuck did you? Again...what's the goddamn point of this idiotic thread?
Maybe I should be more clear...these girls aren't going to hook up with someone they don't have a connection and attraction to...that's why Dorian's mixer suggestion is really the best suggestion... Originally Posted by LilMynx69
Fuck that shit. Go to a party and compete with a bunch of other guys to try to build a connect with a girl and see if she is attracted to me so I can then have the privilege of paying her $500 to fuck me? Oh hell, no. When I take the time to go to a party, and I build a connection with a girl and she's attracted to me, I'm getting fucked for free.
Then why the fuck did you? Again...what's the goddamn point of this idiotic thread? Originally Posted by Wakeuр
The point clearly was to get a bunch of eccie guys interested in them with having them advertise.
Then why the fuck did you? Again...what's the goddamn point of this idiotic thread? Originally Posted by Wakeuр
One pinch lapse of judgment. One large part interested in what the lurkers who don't openly post have to say. One part to find a girl for Russ.

Mission Accomplished.

The hobby world doesn't begin and end on ECCIE. I would have happy posted this in other...but I'm not allowed there...
How's the Rodeo?
dtymh55's Avatar
One pinch lapse of judgment. One large part interested in what the lurkers who don't openly post have to say. One part to find a girl for Russ.

Mission Accomplished.

The hobby world doesn't begin and end on ECCIE. I would have happy posted this in other...but I'm not allowed there... Originally Posted by LilMynx69
I have found this thread informative,and worthwhile.I hope Russ had fun
jerky's Avatar
  • jerky
  • 03-11-2014, 11:06 PM
it is all bullshit.
sharkman29's Avatar
Actually, I'm rather intrigued myself. Would love to meet some classy UTR women.
chicagoboy's Avatar
High-mileage SBs get traded in for newer, shinier models all the time. They're eager to get back on the road, but their GPS tells them they should get paid to be taken on a test drive.
^^^^ Fox News GS?......I like the way you think bro.....of course I'd throw in a little History Channel Originally Posted by Russ38
Russ...my backup channel has been Golf.

But I'm so pissed off at NBC......and Bob whats his name....

....a little history channel might be okay.