Hookers complaining about how SLOW business has become

Uhhhmmm...that would be a gno.

I was thincking about starting a Leader Of The Bannded YouToob threAd though...






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Uhhhmmm...that would be a gno.

I was thincking about starting a Leader Of The Bannded YouToob threAd though...


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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

SKF you're creativity knows no limits!

Still Looking, with your talent for pissing off women, I bet you got more ex wives than flinde.

Still Looking, with your talent for pissing off women, I bet you got more ex wives than flinde. Originally Posted by flinde

Ripley's couldn't even believe it!

some funny stuff

So gentleman are you doing your part? Why are providers complaining it's so slow here in San Antonio?

Well I'm doing my damn part! And I'm OK with that!

Well I'm doing my damn part! And I'm OK with that! Originally Posted by Still Looking

I think it's that "I'll never see a lady that see's Still Looking" attitude a lot of the guys have. BBW and Tranny business in SA is on the rise but the young CoEds can't resist you and then can't get work afterwards without putting on 50lbs.....

These guys are jealous of your accomplishments....

Are you suggesting that we've got an inferiority complex, because of Dickweed1, Dickweed2?

Heh!

I mean, sure, D1 has a certain...uhhh....how do I sat this without sounding French or gay..?...way with the ladies. He throws ridiculous amounts of cash their way, he showers the ladies with exorbitant gifts.... weekend getaways to Nice, So. France, Monte Carlo, Olmos Basin, aboard his custom Citation X private jet.(yeah, I know they're not due to come out until later this year, but this is D1 we're talking about here. Dude's got pull). He brings only the finest Champagne, drincks it out of the finest crystal...serenades the ladies outside of their incall windows...has a voice that will boil water.. dances like Fred Mertz. Dines at only the finest establishments...and always wears his patented Yellow creep shirt. Dude used to drive a McLaren F1 as his hobby-rig but now rolls in a Koenigsegg Agera R, he produces and stars in his own damned videos...

What's there to be jealous of?

I will admit, I have caught myself hating on him because of his hair. It's just so damned perfect. But I thinck we've all been guilty of that. Haven't we?

Here's one of his latest productions. You'll see what I mean...



So again, other than the hair, which is unbelievably awesome, what's there to be jealous about?

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Are you suggesting that we've got an inferiority complex, because of Dickweed1, Dickweed2?

Heh!

I mean, sure, D1 has a certain...uhhh....how do I sat this without sounding French or gay..?...way with the ladies. He throws ridiculous amounts of cash their way, he showers the ladies with exorbitant gifts.... weekend getaways to Nice, So. France, Monte Carlo, Olmos Basin, aboard his custom Citation X private jet.(yeah, I know they're not due to come out until later this year, but this is D1 we're talking about here. Dude's got pull). He brings only the finest Champagne, drincks it out of the finest crystal...serenades the ladies outside of their incall windows...has a voice that will boil water.. dances like Fred Mertz. Dines at only the finest establishments...and always wears his patented Yellow creep shirt. Dude used to drive a McLaren F1 as his hobby-rig but now rolls in a Koenigsegg Agera R, he produces and stars in his own damned videos...

What's there to be jealous of?

I will admit, I have caught myself hating on him because of his hair. It's just so damned perfect. But I thinck we've all been guilty of that. Haven't we?

Here's one of his latest productions. You'll see what I mean...

So again, other than the hair, which is unbelievably awesome, what's there to be jealous about?

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Well SKF two things....

1) You can't say I'm not creative:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1062837

2) My daddy told me... you can be fat, bald or ugly. just don't be fat, bald and ugly. So long as I have this full head of hair I figure I'm stylin

You did good sofa king fun. You sounded Belgian and gay.

When it smells like a skunk ass raped a three day dead tuna, a baby wipe just won't do it...IJS

Originally Posted by Still Looking

OMGoodness! I just spit coffee on my computer screen.

OMGoodness! I just spit coffee on my computer screen. Originally Posted by Amillia_Winter

I did the same thing when I use to drink to much Scotch!

You did good sofa king fun. You sounded Belgian and gay. Originally Posted by flinde

LMAO!!

The gay is already implied

LMAO!!

The gay is already implied Originally Posted by Precious_b

So what your saying is if SKF is behind you and you drop your wallet, best to kick it to your car before picking it up?