Little Things

You know, I'd like to start my day at Disneyland at about 5:00 am, long before all the other folks show up, so I can experience the rides without having to wait in hour-long lines and deal with all the ride operators who are worn out and surly.
But what so you suppose would be the reaction from the Disneyland manager if I called up and insisted on being allowed in at that time? Now, imagine if he got three or four calls a day from folks asking the same question. What do you suppose his/her attitude would be when answering my call?

Well, I was hoping that this thread would serve as a platform for the ladies to express what other idiosyncrasies that bother them that we might not know besides asking for her first appointment.

So far I have received pretty much nothing except snide remarks, accusations and repeated requested for the list of reasons, but even that was not a legitimate request.

That question was purely a red herring intended to divert attention from the central question being posed here.

I will therefore offer another example of how unreasonable girls can be and just how trivial a reason she needs for cancelling an appointment.

Some years back, already on the way to a booked session, I sent her a text message to confirm, but did not get a response and concluded the mission was aborted for reason unknown. Much later that evening, she responded and said she had decided to cancel because "I had used a $ on my signature line".

. . . What? I responded incredulously, why in the world would that minor detail bother you and if it really does, I can simply remove it, but no, she said. Her argument was that a CEO would never use a $ on his signature line. However, the fact that I had never made any such claim was not relevant to her, but it did amaze me as to how the female brain processes data and arrives at dubious conclusions that nonetheless become written in stone.

His problem is that he's obviously fucking only the dumb ones...

Smart of him...

While I don't ask to be first-in-line, I am at my best in the morning to mid day period.

I tend to schedule sessions for between 10AM and 2PM. This may or may not actually make me first of the day—it is really about my ability to participate effectively in a "good" GFE session.

Isn't "first of the day" really just "last of the night" before?

His problem is that he's obviously fucking only the dumb ones...

Smart of him... Originally Posted by Wakeup

And it seems, those which are hygienically challenged as well.

HB

Hold 'em up! There's a news agency that reports actual facts? Wow! That's big news in and of itself. I'm headed to my corner to ponder this bit of info......

Carry on....

Now, if I were the sort to see many friends per day as some ladies do, knowing of this "highly esteemed, coveted hour", I'd just double the fee for such a HIGH DEMAND item and be done with it. Even triple if its THAT much in demand. Simple economics, you know, since you keep on bringing up the role economics plays in all this

Then there would be no need to be irritated. All would be in balance. Originally Posted by Solitaire

Brilliant marketing Solitaire and I think a true winner. These girls should advertise 1st appointment of the day at a higher rate. Then it's a win-win for all.

Wow. And I was only suggesting we charge an extra $100. I like your idea better. :P

I'm bursting with ideas for my next ad...thanks FG!

WHOA Buddy! the ladies are the "Gatekeepers" ... you pay the toll... and the Gatekeeper decides who is awarded the privilege, and when. Biology determined that millennia ago. We all play the hand we are dealt.

As for the topic of discussion, if ALL the dudes want the coveted "minty morning" hour, and only ONE is gonna get it, you cant do the math and figure out why that would get annoying really quick?

I'll repeat... ALL the dudes ASK for it (thinking: I get to decide when I want to see you) = annoying as fuck - I can see how they would have an attitude with you.

As for me, I only spend time with one friend a day, so its his very own day, and he can pretty much pick the time, IF my schedule can accommodate.

Now, if I were the sort to see many friends per day as some ladies do, knowing of this "highly esteemed, coveted hour", I'd just double the fee for such a HIGH DEMAND item and be done with it. Even triple if its THAT much in demand. Simple economics, you know, since you keep on bringing up the role economics plays in all this

Then there would be no need to be irritated. All would be in balance. Originally Posted by Solitaire

I think Solitaire needs to make a trip to the Great State of Texas.... I will happily pre-book for any available time spot in your schedule if you ever visit...

I think I just caught a feel...

What?

Do you mean to say that you ladies are only in this business because of the money?

. . .Here I thought you were all about customer satisfaction!

Wow. And I was only suggesting we charge an extra $100. I like your idea better. :P Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

I'm bursting with ideas for my next ad...thanks FG! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

What?

Do you mean to say that you ladies are only in this business because of the money?

. . .Here I thought you were all about customer satisfaction!

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

I'm bursting with ideas for my next ad...thanks FG! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

and its all your fault FG
thanks for nothing but a

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