Ican't believe you guys?? Go visit this hot lady so she will come back!!! Kelly Monroe

If you do Pimp ass shit don't be surprised if you get called a fucking PIMP. I have a purple fadora with three feathers and a used '76 caddy in lime green. I can make you a deal if you like? It would not cost you much. Originally Posted by Usual suspects

LOL.... you think it bothers me?

I got no problem with the role of playing a pimp a few times over the years..... I'm NOT one of those guys that have problems with pimps in general.... shit... SOME girls NEED management.......

And the last Caddy I owned was a 2011 DTS champagne colored Platinum Edition......

Funny story.... Was at Palazios one night a few years back with the stripclub gang and a couple of ECCIE's 19yo providers were with us and after we left we ended up at Whataburger off Manchaca and 71 about 3 AM...... The girls were dressed pretty provocatively.....

As we are getting out of the car one of those late 70s early 80s sedan devilles pulls in with a black dude with a grill and 3 typical streetwalker types....... He looks at us and comments.....

"Man... I gotta get me a new ride and some of them fine ass hos like you got!... You must be working them upscale hotels right"

Much funnier when I tell it with the Pimp voice he had.....

I'm not much of the feathers in the fedora type but bring the hat by the next strip club gathering if you like...

Whispers what did you become when you decided to pay whores money for spreading there legs? Originally Posted by Kelly Monroe

I became "STILL LOOKING" Hooker Whisper®

When I was young I was told I had tunnel vision by a teacher. I thought perfect I'll be a gynecologist. Look at me now!? No degree but I'm working!

SL Disclaimer: I'm NOT A DOCTOR but I'll take a look.

Whatever, genius. Knock yourself out. Originally Posted by chelseabean

Ms. Bean...

Most people having as much fun as you usually turn off their computers. How can we brighten your day?

LOL.... you think it bothers me? Originally Posted by Whispers

Hell no! i hoped you would own that shit like the whore poster you are! Look being a pimp is just one step higher than the spoog filled gutter we all live in. by all means, own it. live it and fly your pimp flag high. But whatever you choose to do do not pretend to be a regular fucking monger.

Hell no! i hoped you would own that shit like the whore poster you are! Look being a pimp is just one step higher than the spoog filled gutter we all live in. by all means, own it. live it and fly your pimp flag high. But whatever you choose to do do not pretend to be a regular fucking monger. Originally Posted by Usual suspects

soon as I fill the stable and have something for y'all to ride I will do just that!

Many years ago in the Philipines.....

20 Pesos for the girl for the night
20 Pesos for the room

If you wanted her to leave the club she was working at early you had to pay mamasan $20 pesos as well

Worst case scenario was 60 Pesos..... Exchange rate was 7.30 to 1 at the time so 20P was about $2.74 Originally Posted by Whispers

For the recent post you made about prime parking spot rendez-vous spots, you seemed to spout off the locations from your own 4 wheel adventures.

For the recent post you made about prime parking spot rendez-vous spots, you seemed to spout off the locations from your own 4 wheel adventures. Originally Posted by Precious_b

What post would that be Precious?

Are things boring in San Antonio? I can come back and play there with you and your friends.....

originally posted by Whispers - Are things boring in San Antonio? I can come back and play there with you and your friends.....

No. We're still cleaning up after the last volley.

No. We're still cleaning up after the last volley. Originally Posted by Von Spieler

But they keep cominghere looking for my attention Von..... SHIRLY you understand why I feel the need to humor them!.....

You get the new guy trained yet? If your at full strength I'll bring the whole crew!

...I can come back and play there with you and your friends..... Originally Posted by Whispers

Fatties are always welcome in San Antonio. Give us a heads up and we can warm up some Whale Threads for you.

all those insults will catch up to you...

Originally Posted by Whispers - But they keep cominghere looking for my attention Von..... SHIRLY you understand why I feel the need to humor them!.....

You get the new guy trained yet? If your at full strength I'll bring the whole crew!

I figured you thought z & ff were bored and needed the mental anguish, ahem, exercise. My ticker is healing nicely and the Dallas gals have been taking care of me nursing me back to health.

and.....


So when you get bored in Austin pack up your and...


You can even bring



Until then....


As for our new guy. He hasn't been initiated yet by

What post would that be Precious?

Are things boring in San Antonio? I can come back and play there with you and your friends..... Originally Posted by Whispers

Oh, you know what i'm referencing to. Or do you post so much that you forgot?

I tried doing a search for the post/thread to link here. Couldn't find it.

But Ztonk was kind enough to find it and let me know with a warning that it was in a restricted, non-open area. I own that. If I would have found it or remembered it was in such a place, I would have used private tags.

But moving along

soon as I fill the stable and have something for y'all to ride I will do just that! Originally Posted by Whispers

If you need help I'm an expert and I got a trailer!

Oh, you know what i'm referencing to. Or do you post so much that you forgot?

I tried doing a search for the post/thread to link here. Couldn't find it.

But Ztonk was kind enough to find it and let me know with a warning that it was in a restricted, non-open area. I own that. If I would have found it or remembered it was in such a place, I would have used private tags.

MODs in Austin are good pretty good with that stuff..... Helps keep the place on track.....

But moving along Originally Posted by Precious_b

I completely understood your reference precious..... I can still call you precious right?.... Anyway.... I just didn't see it's relevance in the thread.