How to Be an Escort's Favorite Client

Sorry dude, I have been informed off board that you are not the potty mouth whores favorite.......no matter what she tells you.

Sorry dude, I have been informed off board that you are not the potty mouth whores favorite.......no matter what she tells you. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Of course he's not... You are My Dear...

from the book of Junglemonkey.

Me a whores favorite.....pffffff, she could cry in shame on the shower floor afterwords, fuck if I care!

Zanz, I think you just like to post stuff like this to get the familiar reaction from the familiar folks. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

Why you trynna fuck up my shit. Lol just joking. :-)

But seriously I can say that fire is hot and water is wet and these guys would lose their marbles all because they disagree with me politically. I personally have friends of all political stripes and thank god they don't act like these folks.

Don't believe me then watch this.

Fire is hot and water is wet!!!! Hey Boardman and GlobeSpotter now get in here and meltdown over that untrue statement.

Sorry dude, I have been informed off board that you are not the potty mouth whores favorite.......no matter what she tells you. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Of course he's not... You are My Dear... Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

Even though dh is a self-confessed asshole?

Sorry dude, I have been informed off board that you are not the potty mouth whores favorite.......no matter what she tells you. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Where's the crying icon when you need it. Maybe I should use this one on myself instead. ;-)

If this wasnt about hookers and clients then I would think this was a Elementary Book With Pretty Pictures... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Then you better get to reading. ;-)

Of course he's not... You are My Dear... Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

I thought that was a given.......this is foreplay........zanzy does come across a little jealous.

Then you better get to reading. ;-) Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

I will leave the reading up to you as well as the copying and pasting at least you proved my screening is easy and possible and not alot of work.. Thanks

Yes.
Really. Originally Posted by LuckOfTheOrient

The answer is Yes, If a hooker started this it would be seen as a threAD to most and she would, more than likely, be getting shit over it.

None of those things sound that over the top.

I suspect some of y'all just want to debate the captain. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

The captain? That'd be you in all your new glory and the Patwhore?....I see whatcha did there.....lol....Was always more fond of Bat's than Pat's,,,, Care to take this "off board"?

Even though dh is a self-confessed asshole? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

I sure do miss Abigail's platinum pussy!

I thought that was a given.......this is foreplay........zanzy does come across a little jealous. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Yeah man (Usher impersonation) I'm a raging jealous maniac
(wink wink)

This is how I be:

The answer is Yes, If a hooker started this it would be seen as a threAD to most and she would, more than likely, be getting shit over it. Originally Posted by boardman

But what if it was a hookers idea to start this threAD?

at least you proved my screening is easy and possible and not alot of work.. Thanks Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Lol. Yep I'm glad those elementary school books are helping out.