FRESHLY Showered

Dick sour cream and butter. I'll pass Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

+1

I fucked a ho once in kitty style....and she farted.

That was so gross! Originally Posted by boardman

Pussy farting from your big
dick thrusting in air?

My 45 caliber dick.

Dick sour cream and butter. I'll pass Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Speaking of dairy products:

A Brief Chat With a Woman Who Made Yogurt From Her Vaginal Secretions

I fucked a ho once in kitty style....and she farted.

That was so gross! Originally Posted by boardman

Her butt thought it was Halloween & said BOO

Her butt thought it was Halloween & said BOO Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

It didn't smell like Halloween...

I fucked a ho once in kitty style....and she farted.
Originally Posted by boardman

You got queef jokes?

Queef Latifah called ...

Ladies check your junk!

There are some High Dollar Hotties about with Golden Pussy Syndrome that are slinging tuna.

I don't know if it's day old pimp nut or a loaf of bread baking down there but check your junk.

yep....driving....farting....p issing.....and other such activities cause the need for another shower Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

After 30 minutes of driving legs together, dick sticking to your balls, getting excited and leaking can happen. I agree, at least a refresher shower to wash them family jewels!

Oh c'mon I bet if I drove all the way from Galveston to you in the middle of summer in a car with broken a/c....you'd be so happy that SNL was there...you would give my balls a nice tongue wash and toss my salad right when I walked in the door....

Clean tastes GOOD!!!!

Oh c'mon I bet if I drove all the way from Galveston to you in the middle of summer in a car with broken a/c....you'd be so happy that SNL was there...you would give my balls a nice tongue wash and toss my salad right when I walked in the door....

Originally Posted by SNL9933

We could sword fight, but I'm not going down there no matter how cute you are

Clean is the best taste!!! Nothing beats clean!

Now, I would drink Terrance Howard's bath water ijs.....

We talking about Natalia again? Originally Posted by citizen44

What the Fuck is this obsession you have with me you pathetic Assehole ??? How many more times are you gonna bring up my name???

They obviously didn't hug you enough as a child, all the hate and negativity you spit in every comment is unreal. A part of me wants to feel bad for you cause you're obviously not a happy person, but the other part is like "nah Fuck Him" cause I'm sure you deserve to be as bitter as you are.
But you go on and continue to be the Cyber "Thug" you are on this website, since is the only place you have virtual balls to spit your hate.

Your lies don't affect me and definitely don't affect my pocket.
I get my $$$$$$$ all day everyday.

You tried though

#PussySoCleanYouCanGoToChurchI nIt

Ehhhh, it's a matter of consideration. I wouldn't want to be hit with the must, so I don't subject providers to that. I'll usually ask about taking a shower at her place if I won't have time to clean up prior to. I've rescheduled appointments if my first meet, if I felt I wasn't squeaky clean. Gotta make a good first impression.

Man, I miss my first ATF, we used to shower every session and I didn't have to suggest it...