Waiting to be proven I am a dumbass, wakeup. Or is it you that has been divulged.

Or maybe every single person that's responded to this thread is actually Wakeup?... It' Originally Posted by Valerie

I am not Wakeup! ijs

^ Agree to disagree

I figured it out.

Jbravo posted an eminem song. Eminem once sang "three trailer park girls go round the outside."

THREE.

Plus, I live in the THIRD nicest house in the trailer park.

There are THREE of us in the coven.

THREE.

My initials are L.M. As in ELLL. EMMM. UHHH. NATE.

Yummy Marie has three syllables in her name.

THREE.

If you rearrange "Caroline Davenport" you get "a pedantic lover" with three letters left over.

THREE.

Boardman is a sexy beast. (Not really relevant, but he likes to feel included.)

SNL is from Italy. Which is in Europe. Which is a moral cesspool. And the birthplace of the Age of Enlightenment. And you know what else is in Europe? Bavaria. At least, I think it is. I'm a hooker, not a geographer.

Lauren Mayfair is an anagram for "a fear luminary".

Luminary? As in ... ILLUMINATE?

Wakeup literally (using "literally" in the figurative sense, of course ) means to become enlightened. Or ILLUMINATED.


WAKEUP, Sheeple.




ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

It. All. Makes. Sense.

We're a bunch of mouthy hookers. LDW is tbe worst pimp ever...ijs.

Val, I miss you babes! We need to have a coven meeting when you come through again. Think our warlock pimps will let us have a wenches-only night?

Lauren....it's il-lu-mi-NAUGHTY.

Lauren Mayfair, you're really stretching it. Do some kegels.

If you rearrange "Caroline Davenport" you get "a pedantic lover" with three letters left over. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

I thought it was an anagram for Covert Alien Porn Ad.

Yeah.
You fellow clients might find this to be a big old joke,
but why is it only the same escorts,
with a financial and business interest involved,
banging the rally to wakeup and Dorian cry?
He has a review counter under each of his handles.
Where are the other escorts at to collaborate their supposed individuality?

So you have intimate knowledge of both the accused to back up your statement?

It's true Dorian and Wakeup are not the same person. One of them isn't here anymore so I don't know why you are even going on and on about it. Maybe you can figure out which one is gone or maybe not.

All this obsession from a guy over two other hobbyist makes you look gay. Perhaps yours is just another male handle for a provider.

I figured it out.

Jbravo posted an eminem song. Eminem once sang "three trailer park girls go round the outside."

THREE.

Plus, I live in the THIRD nicest house in the trailer park.

There are THREE of us in the coven.

THREE.

My initials are L.M. As in ELLL. EMMM. UHHH. NATE.

Yummy Marie has three syllables in her name.

THREE.

If you rearrange "Caroline Davenport" you get "a pedantic lover" with three letters left over.

THREE.

Boardman is a sexy beast. (Not really relevant, but he likes to feel included.)


And the birthplace of the Age of Enlightenment. And you know what else is in Europe? Bavaria. At least, I think it is. I'm a hooker, not a geographer.

Lauren Mayfair is an anagram for "a fear luminary".

Luminary? As in ... ILLUMINATE?

Wakeup literally (using "literally" in the figurative sense, of course ) means to become enlightened. Or ILLUMINATED.


WAKEUP, Sheeple.




ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

SNL is from Italy. Which is in Europe. Which is a moral cesspool. ...which also has "3" letters...."Secret Narcissistic Lovers" and of course Italians were some perverted mother f-ers....and don't forget about Caligula to name a few...

http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-reason...s-paradise.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostit...n_ancient_Rome

Here you go LOTO....have fun with this....I see you still have either chosen not to do your digging on the history between me and WU or have chosen to turn a blind eye....perhaps he and I are the same person....hmmmmm the mystery continues...

Boardman is a sexy beast. (Not really relevant, but he likes to feel included.)
Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Finally, someone understands me!

So you have intimate knowledge of both the accused to back up your statement? Originally Posted by LuckOfTheOrient

Define "intimate knowledge"...