Just so you know...

Wakeup has an NBA asshole? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

^^^Wut he said

Wakeup has an NBA asshole? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Good 1. Too funny

Man, y'all are some H-A-T-E-R-S. Congrats to 4 years of any damn thing.

Anyone who would post this and stand this hammering deserves a congratulations.

:bows:

Anyone who would post this and stand these congratulations deserves a hammering. Originally Posted by DarthMaul

FIFY.

"Betcha can't make me say ouch" says the resident masochist to the resident sadist in the loony bin ...

It's really odd that there's nothing else in the fridge, does he not eat at home without you?
Also, what's in the container with the rubber band?



~ Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

Yes his fridge is a bit like suicide...It was a kale salad from Whole Foods I believe.

Oh, You can bet after last time I'm staying away.

Fuck it, I'm leaving town. Originally Posted by boardman

Hahaha! Brilliant

Looks like a refrigerator in one of those weekly stay places. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Except it's not.

Welcome back, Valerie!

Wakeup, whoever/whatever/wherever he/she/it is (and WHY do we care so much?) is lucky to have your charms again.

Hoppy Hasenpfeffer. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Thank you beautiful lady xxx

Poor, Poor Wakeup.

I had no idea you were so economically challenged. Just look at that cheap ass place you live in. What is that? Section Eight housing?

Valerie, I don't think you need to worry about the ladies stealing your man, you've just proven to the entire coven he's not a big money player. All this time I thought Wakeup didn't review hookers to protect his privacy. Nope....he's broke.

Heh.... Originally Posted by guest050615

So much fail...

Enjoy your visit Valerie! Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE

I very much enjoyed it thank you xx

How do you wipe your bootay with nails that long? Not being ugly just curious Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Do you wipe your arse with your fingernails? I prefer loo roll personally...Plus my numpties generally want anal so I'm constantly douching, got one of the cleanest bumholes out there....

She has fucktards pay her to do it ... Originally Posted by pyramider

^^ He's not wrong

Its funny to watch how ate up with it some of you folks are. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

It is indeed.

Luzianne Tea isn't good enough for Vaj? She sounds kinda high maintenance. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

That's cause I am

Hey Val! Hope is well doll. Originally Posted by Kammye

Thanks baby, likewise xxx

By the way...now that you're all out here in the open, feel free to say anything you'd like to say directly to my wife. I'm sure it'll work out well for you. Originally Posted by Wakeup

Yes, please do.

Ok!
Valerie, I wanna fuck ya. Originally Posted by bbkid

I'm available most days in central London

How 'bout get those booger pickers re-glued a little more frequently. She's got about 1/4" of nail growth since she's been to the body shop.

Even those mommy-tummied wetbacks you despise keep up better than that. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

That better for ya poppet?

Curious Val. Why is one of your nails white? Originally Posted by rrabbit6926

It's my thing.

Looks like a zombie hand......all pale white and skinny..... Originally Posted by SNL9933

Wow, nothing gets past you!

Perhaps it's because I am indeed, caucasian, very pale, and a thin person?

Man, y'all are some H-A-T-E-R-S. Congrats to 4 years of any damn thing.

Anyone who would post this and stand this hammering deserves a congratulations. Originally Posted by DarthMaul

#StayingPower

That better for ya poppet?


Originally Posted by Valerie

Cool ring!

Cool ring! Originally Posted by boardman

Thanks! Alexander McQueen

More rain here than London these days.
Hope you have more time next time you get to Houston.
PM me after you wear out WU!