Favorite Witty Quotes

Anyone with a tongue can lie.
Anyone with a tongue can tell truth.
You can fix your lips to say what you want ....

"You are more than what you have become."
~~Mufasa - The Lion King~~

"Frankly, my dear I don't give a damn"
Rhett Butler "Gone with the Wind"

If mermaids were real, tackle boxes would have condoms and lube.

Whip me, beat me, flip me over and eat me!

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

I am a lady, u can't carry me like a six pack... giggles

If I were a Dog and u were a flea... u could jump on my ass and eat me.

It's never too late to say I am sorry. We grow together or apart. The only difference being... from ur head or from ur heart.



Hi everybody!

Towel off and move on

~O.H.

If you can't beat 'em
join 'em
--then beat 'em from the inside

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

Listen to people when they are angry, that's when the truth come out

"Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

"When love is suppressed hate takes its place." ― Havelock Ellis

"Who's going to fuck me tonight?" ―Joan Rivers

Carry on....

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - Keeping your mouth shut.

Albert Einstein