the hookering rules

CryptKicker's Avatar
Doc isn't really suppose to be doing much for the first 30 days except learn the ropes. But, I can do something...

This all stops right now. One more post about anything except the original topic by the OP will get points, plain and simple.

No more back and forth.

I will decide what is a hijack or what action is refusal to following a Moderator's instruction (Or Admin in this case...). No need to argue your case here because any attempt to give me an excuse or reason will still not be in line with the optic of this thread.

No need to close the thread. It was a good one to begin with. It can still be a good one.

Lea

Back on topic. Originally Posted by Lea Madisson
Thank you Lea for stepping in. I was out of town yesterday and never had a chance to get on the board or this would have ended much earlier.
CryptKicker's Avatar
A rule for a cooling off period

As it has been pointed out before there should be a cooling off period of 72 hours before posting info on a NCNS or in this case a cancellation.

I'm not sure why guys think a NCNS should be posted as a review. A review is for a face to face meeting. Originally Posted by busternutzs
I don't know that 72 hours is needed but a lady or gent should not automatically react to a post or a situation. When you want to react stop, think about the entire situation, write up the post and forget it for a bit, then go back to it and consider how you are coming across. This serves many very well on this board.
Lea Madisson's Avatar
Hey Crypt...

I was with family most of today so I was not able to follow up. I see you did.

Lea
Three Piece Chicken Dinne's Avatar
Modtard with tits? What will they think of next?
PillowChaffer's Avatar
Found this thread from drama leaking over into the SA board.

I try to avoid negative stuff about providers <period> unless it's really egregious.

My #1 rule: Always be a gentleman first. Has paid off in more ways than one.

I had other rules I was gonna share but I started looking at the showcases for the ladies posting in this thread. All the blood rushed out of my head. Lost my train of thought dang it!

What was I saying?
Slave Guinevere's Avatar
so, in light of a recent and poorly thought out blasting of a girl who didn't show up for an appointment, let me offer another rule…this may be the most important one of all…

7. accept that hookers have the most complicated lives of any person you've probably ever met. see also rules 4 and 6.

look…these girls are leading double lives. they have families, they have friends, and maybe they even have children…or employers...none of whom know about this part of their life. they have periods, they have illnesses, and just like us… sometimes their cars break or the repair man shows up at an unexpected time. or, as we've seen, they may just be fucking crazy and stupid. regardless, if you want to fuck them, you have to understand and deal with all of it. Originally Posted by john_deere
Ahhh.... That was soooo nice of you!! You have ALWAYS been a complete SWEETHEART TO ME!!

Here is a REALLY ADORABLE VIDEO that goes along GREAT with this thread... PLUS, it is sung by a SEXY BRUNETTE WITH DIMPLES ...

I heard this and thought of YOU!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKNcuTWzTVw


RULE #1: Is that you have to have FUN!!

RULE #2: Just don't get ATTACHED to someone that you CAN LOSE...
john_deere's Avatar
well, hell!!!!

any thread that gets slave g out here is a success!

and i was always sweet to you because that's exactly what you deserved.
Slave Guinevere's Avatar
well, hell!!!!

any thread that gets slave g out here is a success!

and i was always sweet to you because that's exactly what you deserved. Originally Posted by john_deere
We had some WONDERFUL TIMES didn't we Sweetheart?

RULE #4: DO INVEST MONEY in PROFESSIONAL PHOTOS...

RULE #5: LET JOHN DEERE take PHOTOS OF YOU!! His photos are simply AMAZING!!

Some of my FAVORITE JOHN DEERE PHOTOS:


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Perfect Playmate's Avatar
Here are just some basic ones I could think of...

#1) Always screen and remember, all money is not good money!

#2) Always get the donation up front, returning friend or not! 💸

#3) Treat others like I would like to be treated, even if someone is being a douche there is always a nice way to say F@*! Off...

#4) Plan accordingly... Remember nobody can predict traffic perfectly... Leave a little time for those arriving a little early/late. 🕐

#5) Stay away from other ladies and whatever drama they may have. Reference checks are fine and blogging is great. No in person experiences unless we happen to meet at a social. To much gossip and problems come of it.

#6) I visit alone and so should my fellas. No friends in rooms, drivers or uninvited guests aloud.

#7) No guns or weapons aloud when I am visiting or a guest is visiting. Texas or not, leave that stuff in car.

#8) Do not answer blocked calls. I actually don't even answer numbers I do not know anymore so I guess it is more then just blocked calls now...
john_deere's Avatar
i'm surprised none of the girls posted this rule....

ALWAYS get a client's eccie handle before agreeing to see them and DO YOUR HOMEWORK, too.

and thank, you slave! those photos are some of my faves as well! so much fun!
Ms Francisca's Avatar
Rule #.... Apologize to a "fucker" when you are wrong...

JD.... I did confuse you with another hobbyist. You and I have not ever met. You have my most sincere apology.

Slave would of never seen, and much less enjoyed The "fucker" I confused you with. Although, he did live in your neck of the woods and also had a handle almost exactly as yours.

Again, I am Sorry.

Besos, Francisca
Here are just some basic ones I could think of...

#1) Always screen and remember, all money is not good money!

#2) Always get the donation up front, returning friend or not! 💸

#3) Treat others like I would like to be treated, even if someone is being a douche there is always a nice way to say F@*! Off...

#4) Plan accordingly... Remember nobody can predict traffic perfectly... Leave a little time for those arriving a little early/late. 🕐

#5) Stay away from other ladies and whatever drama they may have. Reference checks are fine and blogging is great. No in person experiences unless we happen to meet at a social. To much gossip and problems come of it.

#6) I visit alone and so should my fellas. No friends in rooms, drivers or uninvited guests aloud.

#7) No guns or weapons aloud when I am visiting or a guest is visiting. Texas or not, leave that stuff in car.

#8) Do not answer blocked calls. I actually don't even answer numbers I do not know anymore so I guess it is more then just blocked calls now... Originally Posted by Perfect Playmate
I always learn so much whenever you post something.....

Keep them coming! I definitely appreciate what you have to say
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Ms Francisca's Avatar
#5) Stay away from other ladies and whatever drama they may have. Reference checks are fine and blogging is great. No in person experiences unless we happen to meet at a social. To much gossip and problems come of it.

I disagree..... I think you should be extremely careful.
Having true friends in this business is a huge advantage. Friendships create a support system, and that is crucial to surviving in this world.

Besos, Francisca
Perfect Playmate's Avatar
i'm surprised none of the girls posted this rule....

ALWAYS get a client's eccie handle before agreeing to see them and DO YOUR HOMEWORK, too.

and thank, you slave! those photos are some of my faves as well! so much fun! Originally Posted by john_deere

You didn't see my rule number 1... Always screen
That is just all part of screening
Perfect Playmate's Avatar
#5) Stay away from other ladies and whatever drama they may have. Reference checks are fine and blogging is great. No in person experiences unless we happen to meet at a social. To much gossip and problems come of it.

I disagree..... I think you should be extremely careful.
Having true friends in this business is a huge advantage. Friendships create a support system, and that is crucial to surviving in this world.

Besos, Francisca Originally Posted by Ms Francisca
Friends are great to have and real friends will support you no matter what you do in life...
Some people are not the same as me. My friends and family all know what I do so I can talk to them...
I just choose not to have friends in this business unless they are my fellas... I do know ladies in this
business, we exchange information and important things of that sort but as far as friends, thats a strong word... No thank you... To each there own tho...