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My Mom died when I was in 2nd grade. I hope you enjoyed digging her up and eating her pussy. I hope her BCD skills were on point for you because she was a corpse. Again, you're just really bad at this. I always thought people stopped using "your momma" jokes before they hit puberty. The mods may need to do an age verification check on you.

Edit: You're more than welcome to call me Lucious or Lucas. I'll let you in on a little secret, it's not my real name so I don't give a shit what you call me on here. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

This is bull shit. Next thing you'll say is Admiral Giggles isn't really in the Navy.

Manny - you wanted to take Mya on a boat? Damn, that was a good burn by Lucas - that's one ugly gal.

This is bull shit. Next thing you'll say is Admiral Giggles isn't really in the Navy.

Manny - you wanted to take Mya on a boat? Damn, that was a good burn by Lucas - that's one ugly gal. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

Perhaps he intended to return to shore alone. Remember Big Pussy?

Ha..ha.. everyone here gots something to say about my handle, and they associate it with the way I treat women.. like my handle has some hidden meaning about what I think of women..
It really shows how ignorant people like you are..
All you tricks on here are paying a woman for sex.. just like me...

I think that says a lot about what every man on this board thinks about women...
None of you have a clue about the meaning of my handle, or how I came up with it.. the only people that know are the hooker's I bang off this site that ask me when they meet me..

As far as this hooker's ranting over and over about respect, she disrespected me first.. calling me a predator...
Like she knows me.. she don't know a damn thing about me..
She wants to know me.. but sadly for her she will never be that fortunate..
I was replying to shit on here.. strictly for the entertainment value..
But some of you have nothing of value to post on this board..
And the lack of reviews you have posted proves that..

People are pissed because I wrote an honest review of a hooker and the drama she brought into my life and started bashing me and accusing me of treating women like shit..

HA.. Fuck all you bitches.. this is an information exchange board to share experiences you have when visiting a hooker..
I use this site for exactly what it is intended.. To find pussy and talk about my experience with said hooker..

Mic Dropped..
Carry on with your pathetic lives living through other tricks hooker encounters... Originally Posted by bowdown2me

Thus my sig line, nothing new there.

That's got to be the weakest mic drop I've ever seen.

Blah, blah, blah. You're not very bright and bore me, I'm done with you on this thread.

Perhaps he intended to return to shore alone. Remember Big Pussy? Originally Posted by Brandofan

Good point. Think maybe Fredo in Godfather 3 also.

Manny - you wanted to take Mya on a boat? Damn, that was a good burn by Lucas - that's one ugly gal. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

He did. And even that gremlin was smart enough to tell him to fuck off. That tells you what a loser this clown is. This clown gets banned all of the time because he just has no clue how to play the insult game that he tries so hard at. Hell, this clown can't even get a gremlin aboard a fucking boat. Maybe gremlins can't swim or they're scared of water. Shit, I don't know. I don't have a PHD in gremlinology.

This thread is so fucking off topic. The only thing I remember is that the OP is banned. And that the accused trick will probably get an unwanted house call from the OP in the future.

Hell, this clown can't even get a gremlin aboard a fucking boat. Maybe gremlins can't swim or they're scared of water. Shit, I don't know. I don't have a PHD in gremlinology. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

We need to have a special sticky thread to memorialize epic quotes such as this. You need to put this in your signature Lucas.

It's funny how any thread that Mya is even remotely involved in can go so wildly off track.

What was this about? I should go plan something naughty and fun for rhe weekend. What was this rhread about? Is it over? Can we get back to information and fun now?

Popcorn is one of my faves!

We need to have a special sticky thread to memorialize epic quotes such as this. You need to put this in your signature Lucas.

It's funny how any thread that Mya is even remotely involved in can go so wildly off track. Originally Posted by Brandofan

Probably not cool that I brought her up because she is banned and she can't respond. But every single time I see that pathetic ManSlut clown post, I think about this thread that she started: https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=876382&highli ght=

It still cracks me up thinking about those two geniuses out on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

After carefully analyzing what Analese and bd2me were saying... I believe it is a simple case of miscommunication.

Allow me to explain:

Analeese is warrior, women of her attitude and personality are needed more on the circuit. She defends Hollywood, because she empathizes with Hollywood. BUTTTT... the problem that remains... is that Hollywood is not Analeese, and Analeese is not Hollywood. While Analeese perceives her role to do something positive in creating an experience with her services. Judging by the reviews of Hollywood, 2 Johns prior felt burned and her attitude was attributed leading me to believe she does not have the caring attitude that Analeese possesses. Thus Analeese is projecting an argument for her ideals of how providers should be treated and assuming all providers should be treated equally, but possibly not taking into consideration that all providers SHOULD be treated equally, BUTTTT all providers do not ACT the same.

This Hollywood, or her male partner are running a business, and it is bad business to send any provider who is not able to perform hygienically. If they are trying to pull a dirty move like that, then all ideals are off the table, and I believe bd2me acted rationally asking her to leave and his money back (although it would've been nice to leave her a tip) but not necessary since Hollywood, under malicious intentions asked for DATY to remove evidence of foul play. Threatening a NCNS is not a crime if it happens it happens, its a part of the business. If a provider doesn't want it she shouldn't set it up. Analeese is clearly a professional and doesn't have problems like this because she takes the proper precautions. Hollywood did not act professionally which led to the altercation. To bd2me's additional defense he also gave her phone back, so no ill will, he just wanted what was fair.

He doesn't have to be considerate, its business. Its the reason why providers wont become your bff's and go out to the movies with you off the clock (in my experience). Business is business and personal is private.

Analeese I get you dont want his money, but all us guys are assholes. We expect services for our money, if we were just in it for the company we'd be sugar daddies, theres an app for that. Sorry I suppose that was meant for Sensational Stacey.

To leave on a light point Analeese, you shouldn't judge bd2me by his username... your name is ANALeese and you don't even do GREEK!

Lol my two cents turned into a quarter

After carefully analyzing what Analese and bd2me were saying... I believe it is a simple case of miscommunication.

Allow me to explain:

Analeese is warrior, women of her attitude and personality are needed more on the circuit. She defends Hollywood, because she empathizes with Hollywood. BUTTTT... the problem that remains... is that Hollywood is not Analeese, and Analeese is not Hollywood. While Analeese perceives her role to do something positive in creating an experience with her services. Judging by the reviews of Hollywood, 2 Johns prior felt burned and her attitude was attributed leading me to believe she does not have the caring attitude that Analeese possesses. Thus Analeese is projecting an argument for her ideals of how providers should be treated and assuming all providers should be treated equally, but possibly not taking into consideration that all providers SHOULD be treated equally, BUTTTT all providers do not ACT the same.

This Hollywood, or her male partner are running a business, and it is bad business to send any provider who is not able to perform hygienically. If they are trying to pull a dirty move like that, then all ideals are off the table, and I believe bd2me acted rationally asking her to leave and his money back (although it would've been nice to leave her a tip) but not necessary since Hollywood, under malicious intentions asked for DATY to remove evidence of foul play. Threatening a NCNS is not a crime if it happens it happens, its a part of the business. If a provider doesn't want it she shouldn't set it up. Analeese is clearly a professional and doesn't have problems like this because she takes the proper precautions. Hollywood did not act professionally which led to the altercation. To bd2me's additional defense he also gave her phone back, so no ill will, he just wanted what was fair.

He doesn't have to be considerate, its business. Its the reason why providers wont become your bff's and go out to the movies with you off the clock (in my experience). Business is business and personal is private.

Analeese I get you dont want his money, but all us guys are assholes. We expect services for our money, if we were just in it for the company we'd be sugar daddies, theres an app for that. Sorry I suppose that was meant for Sensational Stacey.

To leave on a light point Analeese, you shouldn't judge bd2me by his username... your name is ANALeese and you don't even do GREEK!

Lol my two cents turned into a quarter Originally Posted by unknown1647

Those are some decent points you made there.

my name is not ANALeese..

Does no one watch TV anymore?

I always pick my escort name from my favorite TV show or movie...

This time I chose something from How to get away with murder...

Disclaimer: this post us purely informational a and not intended for any reader's enjoyment or entertainment.

Ana Leese

Probably not normal to speak to anyone like that unless they waste your time for hours.. Originally Posted by bowdown2me

I am quite curious and it is slightly off topic.....
But why do guys put up with their time being wasted for hours? Especially when there is so many other professional ladies in the DFW area that know how to care of business. It really makes no sense.


Seems both parties could have avoided the entire bloody mess (pun intended) if they would have used better judgement.... just a thought.

Are we going for longest running thread after OP was banned here? Wait.....I get it. Keep it on page 1 until she can come back in a year? Is that it?

He did. And even that gremlin was smart enough to tell him to fuck off. That tells you what a loser this clown is. This clown gets banned all of the time because he just has no clue how to play the insult game that he tries so hard at. Hell, this clown can't even get a gremlin aboard a fucking boat. Maybe gremlins can't swim or they're scared of water. Shit, I don't know. I don't have a PHD in gremlinology.

This thread is so fucking off topic. The only thing I remember is that the OP is banned. And that the accused trick will probably get an unwanted house call from the OP in the future. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

In running for funniest post of the year. PhD in greminology - read that 6 times and still laughing.

He did. And even that gremlin was smart enough to tell him to fuck off. That tells you what a loser this clown is. This clown gets banned all of the time because he just has no clue how to play the insult game that he tries so hard at. Hell, this clown can't even get a gremlin aboard a fucking boat. Maybe gremlins can't swim or they're scared of water. Shit, I don't know. I don't have a PHD in gremlinology.

This thread is so fucking off topic. The only thing I remember is that the OP is banned. And that the accused trick will probably get an unwanted house call from the OP in the future. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

In the running for funniest post of the year. PhD in greminology - read that 6 times and still laughing.