Some best man I am...I've already shagged your wife Originally Posted by DickEmDownI soooo know what else you could say right now...
Y'all need to stop hitting on my wife...well the guys need to stop hitting on her, you women keep right on doing it, may she'll surprise me with a threesome on our anniversary. Originally Posted by WakeuрBaby, you should know better!....It doesn't have to be a special occasion for me to invite another lady over
Does the avatar resemble you?? How do we get to see you (and your new boobs)??? Originally Posted by Ed HighlightI've been told i look exactly like Gia. Plus, she's from my town. Maybe when the swelling/bruising goes down i will change my avatar to my new boobs. Right now, they are in no condition to be looked at, to be honest.
She told me about all of her past infidelities before we got married and I forgave her...all except for you...you're dead to me... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
I soooo know what else you could say right now... Originally Posted by ValerieWell..since I'm "dead", I guess I should go ahead and SHAG you again
She told me about all of her past infidelities before we got married and I forgave her...all except for you...you're dead to me... Originally Posted by WakeuрWakeup, I'm pretty sure your marriage to Val is not legal/recognized outside of the state of Texas (and maybe even beyond the Houston city limits). Therefore, as I'm sure you know from past experience, "drunk and/or out-of-town" does not count, that's the LAW. Her marital status becomes ambiguous at best under these conditions. I think you owe DED an apology - he was only obeying the law!!