A second American Civil War is coming.

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I pray for you! I really do! Originally Posted by winn dixie


Did you pray for Trump to get reelected, WD? Huh? You did? Tell me, WD. How did THAT work out for you?
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Man, I'm not sure what gorilla warfare is, but it sounds kinda scary. Anybody got a pith helmet I can borrow?
Oops! Another racist comment by the dog.
You have made some totally ridiculous posts in the past trixie, but this one really takes the cake.

You are correct in the assumption that your little war will be over quickly. And you may be correct about your tools and survival skills.

None of that actually matters. You will not be fighting against civilians you moron. You will be fighting the United States Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines. And I dare say they are better trained, better equipped and more well funded than you and your band of armed rednecks.

But hey, if you want to take your BB gun up against their tanks and armored personnel vehicles, be my guest. Knock yourself out.

You are wrong about God being on your side. Lapdog said it best. Originally Posted by Jam3768
I don't understand how many times people have to be told; any Civil War will include the US military fighting on BOTH sides. Do you understand that Robert E. Lee was offered command of the federal army but he resigned from the US Army to go home to Virginia. I daresay that many members of the military will have to choose and do you think they are going to choose Biden, Pelosi, and AOC? Lets have a brain people.
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Absolutely. They will follow the orders given to them by their commander in chief.
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Wrong lap doggie is it not time for you to go chase a car or something along those lines
You guys want to bet your lives on that, be my guest. Of course none of you actually will.
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I will and are going to bet your ass, and you can know lapdog and wd with be among the first to go down
Lapdog and trixie fighting on the same side? Are you sure that's what you meant?
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That dog don't hunt. I'll piss on his tires.
That dog don't hunt. I'll piss on his tires. Originally Posted by Lapdog
Piss on trixie's tires and he will be right there licking it off
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I'll hump his girlfriend's leg. She'll enjoy it.
I'll hump his girlfriend's leg. She'll enjoy it. Originally Posted by Lapdog
Don't puncture and deinflate her in the process.
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I push that cherry so far up in her she'll be able to use it for a tail light.
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Those Proud Boy pussies will run like hell the first shot fired back at them by the US Army/Marines.

They are only good when they have the upper hand intimidating people who don't have guns.

They look ridiculous all Dressed Up like Real Army Men.Playing Army.
They remind me of little boys playing Cowboy with their little gunbelt and pistols.

It would be funny but for the reality they are allowed to run loose on the streets armed.

But I'm with Scooby ; I think we do need to watch out for that there "Gorilla Warfare".

That could be bad. Is that something like "Planet of the Apes" ?