movie quotes

My style? my style is the art of fighting without fighting.

...Enter the Dragon


'I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was I hadn't had a hard-on in years'.

Mal
guy killed me Mal
with a sword
how wierd is that?

The original time this line was used in a film,not the more recent version

Git er Done Reb

Mal
guy killed me Mal
with a sword
how wierd is that?

Serenity

...Enter the Dragon


'I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was I hadn't had a hard-on in years'. Originally Posted by Juan Pablo de Marco

Bubba Ho-tep

I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!

Bubba Ho-tep

I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer! Originally Posted by geniusman

Indiana Jones Temple of Doom - and that took no looking up to figure out! I could recite most of that movie!

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle Originally Posted by geniusman

One of Steve Martin's best scenes ever were he faces down a bully in ROXANNE.

NEXT QUOTE:

Person1 (sitting in meditation moaning): "Ohhh. . .ohhh. . .ahhhhh!"

Person2 (reaches out and pokes him them looks at others): "Will you idiots tell me what this fucker is doing?"

Person1 (gasps and moans louder then looks around surprised): "Don't touch me when i am tantric"

Person2: "Tantric? What the fuck is tantric?"

American Pie 2

"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"

"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?" Originally Posted by sinkerswim

"Monty Python's - Search For The Holy Grail"

here you go-
person #1: I claim this country for England
person #2: You can't claim this country, we live here!
person #1: Do you have a flag, you can't have a country without a flag!

Oh God I know this one.... I THINK it's from Family Guy but I'm not 100%

Still shooting first and asking questions later?

There are a few movies that have used that line, the most recent in my memory is i. the Wolverine xmen movie...

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks