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I B Hankering's Avatar
This guy has the best insults. Originally Posted by Doove
Thank you, Doofus. SuckAss_fartman is dense and doesn't understand.
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
The only real insulting thing was when Af-Fuckup called me a "right wing teanut". That is one thing I definitely am NOT! Take it back, Af-Fuckup! You've hurt my feelings with that one.
Doove's Avatar
  • Doove
  • 03-01-2012, 04:07 PM
No, Doofe. His posting didn't make you a liar. You were a liar before he ever posted. Hope this helps.

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Speaking of liars, i thought you were gonna get a life and stop posting so much.

Then again, i seem to recall you having said pretty much the same thing back in Nov/Dec.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice....can't get fooled again.
Sa_artman's Avatar
Thank you, Doofus. SuckAss_fartman is dense and doesn't understand.
Originally Posted by I B Hankering
My boy...don't you get the sarcasm?

I swear, it's like playing basketball with a midget. Now c'mon boy...beg for more...we all love to hear your amateur attempts.

I think I'll share IB with the rest of the board. It's official...you're now everyone's bitch!
I B Hankering's Avatar
My boy...don't you get the sarcasm? Originally Posted by Sa_artman
One: not your boy. Two: you're an inbred moron!

See Doofus, he is dense!!!!!!
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Speaking of liars, i thought you were gonna get a life and stop posting so much.

Then again, i seem to recall you having said pretty much the same thing back in Nov/Dec.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice....can't get fooled again. Originally Posted by Doove
Doofe, you're right. I really don't have time for this. But you guys are too much fun. Watching you leftists (and some righties) try to defend your position is like watching a turtle who's been turned upside down. Even though it is cruel to watch, it it still funny. I've been trying to put you on your feet, but you refuse, thinking your failed efforts will work this time. They never do, and I get a good laugh out of it.

But I'll be tapering off, I suspect. I really do have more important things to do with my time now, but you are fun to watch.

Af-Freakin's Avatar
Doofe, you're right. I really don't have time for this. But you guys are too much fun. Watching you leftists (and some righties) try to defend your position is like watching a turtle who's been turned upside down. Even though it is cruel to watch, it it still funny. I've been trying to put you on your feet, but you refuse, thinking your failed efforts will work this time. They never do, and I get a good laugh out of it.

But I'll be tapering off, I suspect. I really do have more important things to do with my time now, but you are fun to watch.

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
funny as watching u defend ur right wing teanut racist views CuteOldKlanner. u'd never vote Obama because he is black. Admit it.

if u make time, then u have the time. guess an old dude like u got nothing better goin on.
Sa_artman's Avatar
One: not your boy. Originally Posted by I B Hankering
Yes you are boy and my bitch. Now beg for more Bitch! You know you want it. C'mon boy...come get it. The only thing inbred around here is your ass...must be sore from all the reaming you're getting. Oh shit...it's funny seeing you squirm. Snap...come here boy....here IB...here boy...
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
LOL! I'm not a right wing teanut, Af-Fuckup. And I would happily vote for any person of any color if they loved liberty and small government. That is all I look for in a candidate. I will not vote for President Obama because he is a statist. I care not what his race is. You will have to do better than that. You are really looking stupid now.

Klanner? LOL! Yeah, that's why I support the ACLU! Really, I'm not now, nor have I ever been a member of an organization where a former Democratic Senate Majority Leader was once a Grand Klegel. I try to stay away from Democrat politics.
I B Hankering's Avatar
Yes you are boy and my bitch. Now beg for more Bitch! You know you want it. C'mon boy...come get it. The only thing inbred around here is your ass...must be sore from all the reaming you're getting. Oh shit...it's funny seeing you squirm. Snap...come here boy....here IB...here boy... Originally Posted by Sa_artman
You are very behind (not at all surprising to anyone here), you inbred retard, and you didn't comment on this post -- perhaps your mentally-deficient, inbred-ass didn't understand -- so here it is again:

Af-Freakin needs to do a review on his session with you. He's fucked you until you are delusional. Granted, you were three-quarters of the way there -- it's an associative disorder stemming from all of that inbreeding, you know.

Never-the-less, he's fucked you into insanity . . . and all the while
Af-Freakin motivated you to action with his cheers:

. . . . . "Raw! Raw! Raw! Rim! Rim! Rim!
. . . . . SuckAss_fartman licks my jizz
. . . . . from off his chin!"

. . . . . "Raw! Raw! Raw! Rim! Rim! Rim!
. . . . . SuckAss_fartman licks my jizz
. . . . . from off his chin!"
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LOL! I'm not a right wing teanut, Af-Fuckup. And I would happily vote for any person of any color if they loved liberty and small government. That is all I look for in a candidate. I will not vote for President Obama because he is a statist. I care not what his race is. You will have to do better than that. You are really looking stupid now.

Klanner? LOL! Yeah, that's why I support the ACLU! Really, I'm not now, nor have I ever been a member of an organization where a former Democratic Senate Majority Leader was once a Grand Klegel. I try to stay away from Democrat politics. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
OldCuteKlanner, u support the aclu? LOL! u aint what u claim 2 b! LOL! u r the Ron Paul guy who said hed vote 4 Obama over Santorum or Romney? Small government?! U? LOL! u probably want the government to regulate gay relationships like straight relationships. more small government. LOL!
I B Hankering's Avatar
That inbred moron, SuckAss_fartman, must be off emptying bedpans again.
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Nice, Af-Fuckup. Set up a strawman and knock it down, like so many do. Then congratulate yourself on how smart you are, even though it is clear you're an idiot to anyone who reads the thread. I have said that nothing will change if Romney or Santorum become President, so why not vote for Obama if that's the only choice you have. I, however, will not vote for Obama, or Santorum, or Romney, or Gingrich. I have supported and continue to support Gary Johnson for President, but I would happily vote for Dr. Paul. But no Democrat or Republican is going to get my vote. And no, and I shouldn't have to keep explaining this, I don't believe the government should regulate gay relationships, or any relationship among adults that is mutually consensual.
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
That inbred moron, SuckAss_fartman, must be off emptying bedpans again. Originally Posted by I B Hankering
Well, it's suppertime. A boy's gotta eat!
Af-Freakin's Avatar
Nice, Af-Fuckup. Set up a strawman and knock it down, like so many do. Then congratulate yourself on how smart you are, even though it is clear you're an idiot to anyone who reads the thread. I have said that nothing will change if Romney or Santorum become President, so why not vote for Obama if that's the only choice you have. I, however, will not vote for Obama, or Santorum, or Romney, or Gingrich. I have supported and continue to support Gary Johnson for President, but I would happily vote for Dr. Paul. But no Democrat or Republican is going to get my vote. And no, and I shouldn't have to keep explaining this, I don't believe the government should regulate gay relationships, or any relationship among adults that is mutually consensual. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
u lying idiot. u said u'd vote Obama if Ron Paul not nominated.