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monkish's Avatar
Because it tastes like chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...Why did the chicken cross the road? Originally Posted by monkish
She was searching for a waffle.

What common element is typically liquid?
Mr No Confidence's Avatar
Damn, I think I just took some loose, crunchy sharts all over your bed. Sorry, woman.

What's eating Gilbert Grape bitch ass?
monkish's Avatar
A lack of fiber.

Why is Euell Gibbons frowning?
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
Coffee drinkers have more sex than non-coffee drinkers. They also enjoy it more.

How much average time does a person spends on kissing in his entire lifetime?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...How much average time does a person spends on kissing in his entire lifetime? Originally Posted by M A X
Cesium 137 has a half-life 0f 30.07 years.

Where would you find a water ouzel?
cheatercheater's Avatar
Cesium 137 has a half-life 0f 30.07 years.

Where would you find a water ouzel?
Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist

I am looking through the American Airlines flight schedules.


Why is pussy pink on the inside no matter the color of the outside?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...Why is pussy pink on the inside no matter the color of the outside? Originally Posted by cheatercheater
Flamingoes are pink on the outside and tasty on the inside.

Why doesn't your glass of liquid overflow when the ice cubes melt?
scooterpie's Avatar
McDLT-it keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool.


Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight? Originally Posted by scooterpie
Only if Ahab the Arab gets to it........

Why does the military call their eating areas "messes"?
St.Mateo's Avatar
Because K rations come in fours

What does Posiedon , Isaac Newton and Sultry Sophie
have in common?
Randy4Candy's Avatar
Because K rations come in fours

What does Posiedon , Isaac Newton and Sultry Sophie
have in common? Originally Posted by St.Mateo
EEeeeenough

What lies beyond the Blue Horizon?
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
...What lies beyond the Blue Horizon? Originally Posted by Randy4Candy
Almost...the red Camaro.

What does phlogiston do?
St.Mateo's Avatar
It flogs tons of doo doo

When do pigs fly?
Mr No Confidence's Avatar
When do pigs fly? Originally Posted by St.Mateo
Oh no, it's flying brutality, bastards cops in a helicopter.



What does the supreme nachos come with?